THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Korey Richelle. She’s stuck up, prissy and arrogant…but why? Look at her. She looks like a troll. She’s got them Scottish eyebrows like fat bastard. Get in my belly! She also wears way too much makeup. Most of all, I hate her pasty complexion and dart-board freckle face. She has nothing to offer, not even money. She slept with my dads’ buddy, thinking he had money and gave him DRD. She couldn’t even cut it as an escort in Alabama. I heard that she has a big fire-bush, and even a couple fire-pits! This ginger is gross but she thinks she’s hot. Nik, put this b*tch in her place.
They have cowgirls in Canada?- nik