THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Kelly Hunishen. She’s had 3 dui and shes only 24! She been to prison for it and drives a moped. She wants to do hair, but she sucks at it. She’s the biggest nasty sloot you’ve ever seen. She falls in love with any guy you who gives her attention. Her facebook is full of gangster lyrics and lame quotes. She cusses like a sailor that just lost his anchor. NASTY NASTY NASTY. It’s disgusting to even look at her, her teeth are ugly. Her dad paid good money to try and get them fixed, but they are still nasty looking. Her skin is the same as a women 20 years older than her. She her legs are skinny but her waste. She considers herself rock solid. But her BMI is pushing 32%. Ugly white trash.
She’s a wild card alright.- nik