No One Said Gold Diggin’ Is Easy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we have all known The Shining is a major gold digger and it was very easy to tell by her “husband”. He was a major douchebag with money and that is the only reason she was with him. Not sure what happened and why they broke up, but as any Gold Diggin’ lifestory goes, there can only be two reason for this break up. 1) He found a young and hotter girl or 2) He caught her cheating (all gold diggers have side Greg, they need to enjoy sex as well). Either way, I give her about 2 weeks before she finds another douchebag with money to take care of her.
I am going to go with 3) She maxed out his credit cards and he was down to his last $10k.- nik









Who in their right mind would put a ring on that? I would beat it up for a weekend or two and toss it back for someone you could actually take somewhere without people wondering how much the hourly rate was…and Im a damn good looking guy in my early 30′s. She looks like a girl Mickey Avalon would make a whole album around.
She is already trying to line up another sugar daddy. It is very well known what a little shopping will get you if you need a piece.
Rumor has it that blow pop is already looking for a stable of sugar daddies to support her lifestle. Any hard up guy with a credit card is a canidate to rock her world.