No One Said Gold Diggin’ Is Easy

April 17, 2012 Cleveland, The Dirty, The Shining 3 5,325 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we have all known The Shining is a major gold digger and it was very easy to tell by her “husband”.  He was a major douchebag with money and that is the only reason she was with him.  Not sure what happened and why they broke up, but as any Gold Diggin’ lifestory goes, there can only be two reason for this break up.  1) He found a young and hotter girl or 2) He caught her cheating (all gold diggers have side Greg, they need to enjoy sex as well).  Either way, I give her about 2 weeks before she finds another douchebag with money to take care of her.

I am going to go with 3) She maxed out his credit cards and he was down to his last $10k.- nik