THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Alex seems perfect. Huge t*ts, nice ass, skinny, pretty face, popular, plays sports, and one of the sweetest girls I have ever met, and disgustingly rich. She’s been going out with this older guy for the past 2 years and no one understands why, she could be doing so much better. She seems to know and be friends with everyone in the city of seattle with over 5,000 Facebook friends this girls like a celebrity. She is the next Kim Kardashian.
If she was rich why hasn’t she got lipo on her back or fixed her face? Also, throw in a wig for good measure.- nik