THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shawna Craig. She is the biggest pathological liar, kleptomaniac, anorexic, wh*re! When you first meet her she seems like this honestly sweet girl who cares about people and animals….THINK AGAIN! That is just her big front so you will let her into your house so she can steal from you blindly and once caught (knowing 100% it was her) will deny it to the death. I can’t begin to name the countless job’s she has been “laid off” from. Hunny, try telling the truth! You were FIRED from most of your jobs because you can’t keep your grubby hands from stealing anything within their reach. Doesn’t matter if its cash right out of the till, bank deposits, or merchandise straight out of stock that hasn’t even been unpacked from box’s yet. Shawna now works as a dog groomer at Petcetera in Tera Losa because no one wants to deal with her lies or having their shit constantly taken! Shawna is disgustingly skinny. It’s to the point where every bone on her body is protruding and she thinks it’s hot! Eat some god damn food you f*cking ugly anorexic bitch then maybe you would be half good looking! She has the WORST make-up acne from piling layers and layers on its revolting! Right now she is with an amazing guy. Little does he know all the countless times this nasty whore cheated on him with randoms from the bar or the male strippers from Union or the endless amounts of money she has stolen right out of his and his friends wallets (blaming it on the cable guy). If you meet this girl, don’t fall for her act. She is a damn good actress I will admit. I personally fell for her shit for years till I realized how horrible of a person she was. If you do let her into your house, hide all your beauty products, jewelry, and purses (these are her favorite objects to steal). Shawna you are a f*cking ugly *ss b*tch who needs to see someone for your mental problems. Slowly but surely people are starting to see you and your sh*t for what it really is and they are dropping out of your life like flies. TAKE A HINT AND GET HELP YOU UGLY SK*NK!! YOU’RE NOT HOT IN ANY WAY!! YOU’RE REPULSIVE!!
What a crappy tattoo. Enjoy that for life.- nik