Pattie The Chicago Drunk
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Pattie MadCOCKS… aka Fattie Pattie!! She is Chicago’s south side slore of the year! She can be found out nightly with your southside finest hillbillys at any white trash bar… This girl is everything from trashy to nasty. Trashy tattoos all over, and not to mention she wears THREE BRAS to make sure her top is bigger than her stomach. Also, she can’t decide if she loves the C*CK or if she loves va jay jay. She feeds off of all chicago’s men for free ANYTHING-from her drinks to her weave. If shes not in the trailer park drinking her life away, she can be found at the nearest tanning salon getting sprayed oranger than an oompa loompa with drippings all down her legs. This weave wearing ass trashy slore needs to be put on blast. She needs to stop running around actling a top notch b*tch when shes a broke minimum wage hoe. PLEASE HELP HER NIK!!
Why does she wear 3 bras with fake Orange breasts?- nik
Maybe Pattie isn’t the one that needs help.
CAAbS R HeEEEYAAHHhhhhh
Haha she is the biggest LESBO in Chicago land area! No joke!
Id like a phone number an ill take a free hoe Anyday
Oompa, Loompa … Doopity-da,
That’s the orangest snatch, that I ever saw.
lmfao its about time someone put this nasty lord of the rings looking cunt on here. her teeth are yellow and nasty, if you ever see her without makeup you might go blind, she is def large and has cellulite all over her fat legs, she is soooo stuck up and clearly for no reason. COMPLETE SCUM!!!
Its about time someone put this ugly ass bitch on here. Probably one of the most stuck up/full of herself whores and for no reason because she is so gross. Yellow messed up teeth, completely orange, shaped like a quarterback, nasty ass extensions, she’s really a fire crotch. Ewww I don’t see how anyone would ever touch this giant. Pattie why don’t you stay out of the club scene or a little bit because you are only 21 and you’re already a washed up c*nt!
this is your true “white trash hillbilly”. all she does is stalk facebook and try to hang out with people she doesnt know. true creeper. nasty extensions smelly twat, giant umpa lumpa! haha. then the retard faked her mothers death before she even died!! what a washed up fat slob.
wow annas new girl u got sum nerve mentioning my mother on here when one you dont know her n two ur slandering my sister all of you are and im sorry but thats a crime and harrassment ladies n gentlemen i understand you are all jealous of my family but get one thing strate nothing is free not even jailtime….just saying
strate? haha
I hate this bitch A DUMB FKNG SLOB BITCH WHIP DRINKS AND DRIVES LIKE A MORON AND HIT A PEDESTRIAN AND WENT TO JAIL!!!! HILLBILLY HO WHO MAD ANNA PAY FOR EVERYTHING BC SHE WAS TOO BROKE. AND SHE HAS NO TITS I NEVER KNEW SOMEONE WOULD GO TO THE LENGTHS TO WEAR THREE BOMBSHELLS AT ONCE. AND I HEARD HER PSSY SMELLS LIKE NASTY FISH SO THAT’S WHY ANNA NEVER WANTED TO GO DOWN ON HER!!! SHE MAKES ME SICK
I hate this bitch A DUMB FKNG SLOB BITCH WHO DRINKS AND DRIVES LIKE A MORON AND HIT A PEDESTRIAN AND WENT TO JAIL!!!! HILLBILLY HO WHO MAD ANNA PAY FOR EVERYTHING BC SHE WAS TOO BROKE. AND SHE HAS NO TITS I NEVER KNEW SOMEONE WOULD GO TO THE LENGTHS TO WEAR THREE BOMBSHELLS AT ONCE. AND I HEARD HER PSSY SMELLS LIKE NASTY FISH SO THAT’S WHY ANNA NEVER WANTED TO GO DOWN ON HER!!! SHE MAKES ME SICK
anna better never go back to this fat orange slob, thats for damn sure. vomit!
anna will never go back to that slob especially since she talking to me now
this girl is a wack job!!!!! what she should do is lay off the drinking and go to the gym cause shes HUGE! and i heard shes a stinky one to im sure everyoneeeee heard. stay in your hillbillly town, anna will be well taken care of 
well you sound dumb to me cunt because anna and patti where hanging out all cute on 4-21-2012 there are pix too so look who is just a booty call ps get some balls and post a pic of your self if your so much more better then patti !!! lol
i bet your a nast ho !!!
Fat? Really? This is depressing if this is what people think fat is.
Poses in pictures with her crotch open to the world lmfao I’ve never laughed harder.. ur a fat bitch who needs to hit the gym and hide from the world
She’s cool as hell and extremely sexy, haters.
and who are all these ppl talking shit? how about u shit talkers put urself on blast and be known! Thanks!
all these comments sound like a jealous ex. patti looks good to me and whoever made this entry is the one sounding like a sad sad bitter ex. especially to comment about her late mother. smh patti hold your head up. youre beautiful and this ‘ex’ should stay just that bc this is low.
Best of luck to Anna tring to find someone in Miserable Melrose. That whole crew she runs with in Melrose are all fatasses and man haters and total bitches! Oh yeah can find real hot women at The Cafe! Might as well be on the Southside. Hope Anna likes girls that resemble meatballs caz thats all shes gonna find on the Northside.
shame shame…And to think I thought everyone loved meatballs!
Patty rottin crotch!
gina gatto posted half of these comments
lol sounds like some jealous n shady bitches on here… Dont talk about people you dont know. The PICTURES speak for themselves! orange and THICK.. so think first before you speak and start bring other ppl into your bullshit… Your eye brows, suck! ugly ass pale lip gloss, blast from the 80′s… lookin like Lurch from the Addams family… look in the mirror before you start throwing stones..
what her #??
HA! I know those girls from Melrose Anna hangs with. Can I say FATASSES! Most are only in their 20′s. Wait till they are in their 30′s. Pattie is at least thinner than them. What is their excuse? They all having twins? Hope Anna dates far from her ghetto ass hood of place they call Melrose. She will be better off. All those girls are S L O B S!!!!!
Yess! So happy this snaggle tooth, fat p*ssy lipped, fire crotch is on here! Everytime her and her gf broke up she would hit on my bf, do u like p*ssy or dick? Make up your mind you idiot! I cant stand seeing her orange skin in the clubs, its leathery and smells like rotting spray tanned p*ssy! I hope she comes back to the Northside, I guarantee if she brought her broke ass back over there she would be instantly jumped and all her snaggle teeth knocked out of her fat orange ganzo nosed face!
Shes cute I just worry about the long term skin damage for 90% of girls in Chicago.
fattie the chicago rat
Clearly she didn’t get the memo…. Pattie, it’s not impressive getting 80+ likes on a picture you uploaded when you’re half naked. It just makes you an even bigger whore. Stop before you embarrass yourself even more.
Im sorry Pattie you seek way to much attenteion no one wants your smelly droopy lipped pussy, eww it has the smell of a decaying animal on the side of the road yuckie
not sure why or how my last comment got deleted but whoever wrote this seriously needs to back the fuck up. What goes on in my life is MY business and nobody deserves to be put on blast like this. Pattie was a huge part of my life for almost 3 years and aside all bullshit i still care and love the girl to death! Whoever actually took the time to write all this needs a serious ass whoopin. Real talk