THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what size nipples are best? Big, small, what? Mine are pretty big, not too big, but I am not sure if I should get surgery. What size do you think is best? areola.
Nothing bigger than a quarter and a dime is perfection.- nik
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Wrong….. Dime size is way to small unless you’re talking with Chris Hansen. Depends if you’re 5’8″ or 4’10′ but if you had to create a standard that most men look for it’s right around a half-dollar size.
“most men” = you and the minority of men who have their significant other with big aerolas so you try to justify it to yourself. No one wants big ole dinner plates, don’t lie.
Yeah, Nik, totally wrong. Babies can’t eat off tiny nipples. Darwin fail!
haha so true
Most girls are at the *smallest* a quarter but are usually way bigger, anything under a quarter is gross, dime nipples are disgusting.. mine are like twice the size of a quarter, im not sure who this nik guy thinks he is but he’s expecting some crazy ideal for girls.. he better be damn perfect himself for how stuck up he is.. i’d like to see a picture of him so we can criticize ahaha.. dont worry girl no guy is going to reject you trust me my boobs are 32Es and no guy ahs ever rejected me cuz mine aren’t tiny, with boobs this big it would look stupid if they were small nik can shove it up his @$$..
32E isn’t that big. Sure sounds big, but you can fool’em all.
Probably because you’ve never hooked up with a guy who has standards.
He really isnt that special .
First off: Yes you have pepperoni nipples.
Second: Are you ACTUALLY stupid enough to mutilate yourself with surgery? If a man actually loves you HE WON’T CARE how big your nipples are he would love you and all your flaws. Do you want children? Because you need non-mutilated nipples to breast feed.
Just go read the labiaplasty posts, and realize how superficial and stupid you are =)
I mean, if a girl wanted to be in the adult industry or something then I could see where labiaplasty and all of these other modifications would be important.
But if you don’t plan on being a nude model or pornstar then sit back and appreciate the areola’s you were born with. Be thankful you’re alive, be thankful you have breasts!
A guy looking for a good girl to marry isn’t going to make decisicions about wether he likes you or not over your areola’s. Spend whatever money you intended to spend on that surgery and use it for counselling.
And nik…a dime size? really? ew.
Please learn to pronounce this properly:
1. It is not an airy ola
2. Is is an Ah Real Ah
wtf are you retarded
Umm, you are retarded….this is from Dictionary.com
a·re·o·la
[uh-ree-uh-luh]
The poster is right but it is that pa tay toe
pa tato thing
98% of the world says:
a·re·o·la
[uh-ree-uh-luh]
But as a female and a doctor a real a is the most correct but either works
dictionary.com
Is that a comic book dick shun ary
Or one of your Ebo Dictionaries
Katie learn the names of your own body parts.
That place where your guy sticks in in is called
Your Anus not as the dictionary.com calls it Uranus
Do you know where your clitoris is ?
quarter to half dollar…a dime size is too small….gross!
well, not if he’s talking about a six year old boy it’s not. lol. some people’s perfection is others disgust, right nik?
Lady, you should kill yourself. Any woman with such low self esteem as to ask Nik about what the perfect size areola’s are should just kill herself.
agreed. Nik is a douche he thinks all girls should be 87 pounds with big tits and all kinds of plastic surgery. Sick.
nobody cares what you have to say Katie.
Go suck a chode loser
You’re a douche for implying suicide.
Wow. Suicide? Yeah, what a real healthy option. I agree with Emilt. Cyberbully much, Keith?
Dime size? You must like little girls too!
Just my thought!
Also, if you have dime size areola’s, your a child, which makes Kumar a sick ass pedo.
I’ve found the bigger areolas get “puffy” rather than “hard.” I prefer the latter. The other issue is actual nipple size. The nipple needs to be no larger than the eraser on a pencil. Any larger is utter territory. The inverted nipple is another issue. Although it’s fun (at first) to try to suck the inverted nipple out, it’s a feat I’ve never mastered.
nipples bigger than a quarter are REPULSIVE ewwww
is it really news to anyone that nik likes the “baby”-look? his ideal woman is a blonde 9-year old girl with +2′s and a barbie face… i can’t believe that people are really asking nik wether to get surgery or not, think for yourselves, please..!
Well said… Nik’s opinion should NEVER apply universally. People can’t seem to think what might be best for themselves…
I don’t want chics nipples as small as mine…gay
Half dollars.
What counts more is the protrusion.
Eraser heads up to one inch to nibble on and flick.
Nik’s is use to his wife trying to make him feel good. ” Honey 6″ might be good but your 4″ is perfect ”
You played with barbies to much as a kid, your ideal is messed up.
Lol, 6 inches is small! Lol who have you been with?!
dime.. LLLOLLL
Small ones are nasty, they look like they belong on a dude.
Ok it is now time to take off the gloves…why are all the ladies not posting questions about Penis size, shape, girth, tilt etc..
I am just totally entertained that if the fictional Nik Richie says it that it should be taken as nothing more than sarcasm.
If you have a penis smaller than 6″ just go kill yourself.
Me and my Sand Dollars will be at the funeral
We like some length and definitely girth to go with it. Hey nik, show us your c*ck! we decided.
BAHAHA!! EXCELLENT!!
nik a dime really thats like baby size maybe if the tits were a-cups but still not even thats like a child’s nipple weirdo…half dollar is the normal size
ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! dime sized ewwwwww! Thats guy sized!!!
hmm niks ideal: 100 lbs, 5’7, dime sized nipples= 12 year old BOY!
One of the most stupid responses I’ve read on here. I only hope he says these things to help prove how idiotic these posters really are.
Dime-sized nipples are only found on men (which makes Nic’s comment very revealing)
or handsome ladies
Bullshit — I happen to prefer big huge areolas. My wife’s are almost 3 inches in diameter (on 34D’s) and it is the sexiest pair of tits I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot.
I like your wife’s tits too.
I think Nik should think about a referral section on the site. It could even go by Locations. It’s my body, so I WILL travel for a well documented GOOD doctor. Bad Boobs are the things nightmares are made of. I don’t even know how women deal with extreme sag. Like flipping dog nipples after weaning (Grossed my damn self out)
You’d save SO many boobs Nik!
Nik needs a referral section on the site. It could even go by Locations. It’s my body, so I WILL travel for a well documented GOOD doctor. Bad Boobs are the things nightmares are made of. I don’t even know how women deal with extreme sag. Like flipping dog nipples after weaning (Grossed my damn self out)
A quarter-sized areola? That would look WEIRD as hell! That is WAY too small, unless of course you’re referring to A cups.
i totally agree with nik….plastic titties sit better with small nips…the smaller the nip, the harder the d*ck
I have fairly small nipples and my boobs look pretty nice… But then again I also have only a handful of chest so its pretty proportioned. Pepperoni sized nips are a little on the too big side but all boobs are usually hot. Who’s gonna complain about the size of nipples if there are boobs in your face? Point made. (:
The bigger and the more pink/pale the better.
you’re smarter than nik
Got an idea.. why dont put his wife on blast, Im sure she got some flaws.
bahaha perfect
Half dollar. Doubt you can feed a baby with dime sized nipples. Let’s not forget what they are for ladies and gents!
Are you kidding me? Nipples and areolas are two different things. You don’t feed your baby milk with areolas. Please never breed.
Nipple debate is redundant on this heart covered site. What does Stevie Wonder say are the best sized areola?
lmao a dime? thats usually when a girl is underdeveloped or nik just likes little boys
Ew Dime size is gross and looks like a dude….
a dime? yeah i think it’s pretty clear now…nik likes young boys