She Is So Obsessed With Herself


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is possibly the dirtiest athlete at OSU right now. Her name is L*r* T*tt*n and she’s made her rounds to multiple athletic teams on campus. She is a cake-faced wh*re and guys only talk to her because they know she’s super easy. Her favorite team to get with is hockey… she makes puck sluts look like nuns. She’s fu*ked so many guys on that team including Danny Dries who everyone knows for a fact has fu*ked over a hundred girls. This girl is obsessed herself and how her body looks… except she looks like she hasn’t eaten in months. She thinks she’s the hottest sh*t around but in reality she’s just being passed around. Honestly this girl puts more d*cks in her mouth than calories. Do us all a favor and PUT HER SH*T ON BLAST!!
Her nose is holding her back.- nik









Wow, she has a nice body. Jealous.
This chick needs a sandwich and a nosejob!
She has a nice body. She just needs a boob and nose job and she would be the perfect little whore.
Danny Dries and his roommate Cal Heeter are two of the sketchiest guys i’ve ever heard of. Both are huge man whores and from what i’ve heard Cal’s penis is the size of most womens pinkies.. But beyond that, this girl is pretty, she just needs a meal and a nose job. mix in a burger sweetie!
Thank you!! Danny and I appreciate your support
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anorexia? i prefer a good healthy sexy ass, that beyoncé and jlo body, damnn..
poor girl, somebody help her. i know she doesnt fell the way she shows. she got problems. let her find peace.
If any of you actually knew her you would know she is the sweetest girl ever and wouldn’t even think about posting this. It’s really sad how obviously jealous people are.
awww did she bang the guy you like? thats too bad
damn look at that gap…
Wit a body like that I doubt guys r gettin with this chick cause she’s “easy” and I don’t see anything wrong wit her nose the girl is beautiful
Honestly, whoever wrote this is jealous. She is gorgeous, sweet, and really talented! Choices someone makes only should affect them and have nothing to do with anyone else. You are beautiful, god accepts you and all of us for all of our flaws. Which also means he will accept the person who wrote this post and I am praying for them!
thank you for this comment!!
Obsessed with herself? Sounds like whoever posted this is the one whose obsessed
Who hasn’t made mistakes in college, honestly?! If you spent as much time getting to know her as you did writing this post you would know she’s a total sweetheart with an incredible amount of talent and passion for her life and her friends. Get over yourself and go find somebody else to bash on.
Wow seriously? A sweetheart? Yeah which is why she was getting banged by one guy last week while sucking another guy’s dick at the same time.. That’s classy.
this was written by Java Nikbakht and Samantha Schmidt. with contributions from Sasha Dobranic.
you forgot to mention Nathalie and Julia Gaylard
those serbs and their reconnaissance missions….gotta love them
i know who wrote this, and they’re nothing but insecure pathetic whores. they have to hide behind a computer screen to say these things; too scared to say this stuff to her face?
This girl is the sweetest, most loving, caring person I’ve ever met. Everyone makes mistakes.
The people who wrote this should be evaluating their own pathetic lives, instead of criticizing someone elses.
This girl works for her body, unlike the fat bitches who wrote this. Maybe YOU should put down your cheeseburger and hop on a treadmill. Stop being so envious of her body, and start working a little harder on improving yours
Yes, i’m referring to you: Julia, Nathalie, Sam, Java and Sasha
Um excuse me? But when did being toned and jacked become anorexia??? This post was made purely out of jealousy.. this girl is a rocket! Also one of the biggest sweethearts… are you in highschool? commonn, there is better things to do then post something rude about someone to make yourself feel better. But what goes around comes around.. yah fucking whores.
whoever wrote this, you’re just stupid, find something better to do.
No one agrees with your brutal remarks… keep it to your daily bitch meetings please…
Who ever wrote this is fucking stupid, She is one if the nicest girls I know and if you knew her you would know that too but instead you posted shit about her cause your jealous of how pretty she is and she is healthy yet again you don’t know her so you wouldn’t know. She has worked hard her whole life to become a swimmer like she has and you’re probably going no where in life and are mad cause she. I would like to see pictures of yourself so everyone could post what they think of you and see how you like it!
Who has the time in their life to make this… You all have to be pretty messed up, to say such horrible things about another person. This girl is an AMAZING person, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. If you think she looks aneroxic .. maybe your just overweight? Hit the gym ladies cause your all a bunch of skanks…
I wish I looked like that,
shes a total babe
in my personal opinon the girls who wrote this are hideous and have nothing better to do with their life
Stop hiding behind a computer and find something better to do with your lifes
I personally know this girl and she is fantastic!
She looks amazing, obviously the girls who posted this are envious, I know I am. As if groups like this even exist, this is soooo pathetic.. how old are you girls, this is more embarassing for you considering the fact that the girl you are trying to hurt is beautiful on the inside and out. Regardless of whether those rumours are true this is fucking University, hooking up with people is part of the experience, clearly whoever posted this isnt getting any. Clearly no one has ever heard that if you’ve GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
who ever wrote this is disgusting. Get a life. That is sad and embarrassing, you should be ashamed of yourselves. I thought this shit only happened in movies.
Get a fucking life
You girls are ACTUALLY so pathetic. WOW haven’t seen something like this since the 9th grade. Grow up, stop being jealous and focus on yourself.
I’m jealous of the guys who got with her
java- first of all, who steals shit from charity auctions. thats just fucked up
sasha- CIRCUS FREAK
sam- chill out and get over your ex-boyfriend. we all know you are just on a downward spiral since then
nathalie- start aiming your shits into the toilet instead of on other people and all over stall walls
julia- crazy monkey twin. more than a few screws loose…
lara- you are still a huge slut. Maybe if you threw up all the ecstasy you eat instead of your food you’d be less fucked up and not end up boning entire osu mens teams
and just in general, the synro team is probably the worst team on the entire campus. are you guys even athletes?
Anonymous,
I can’t believe you would think for one second that the rest the synchro team fits the mold of those girls. Its sad that that is the only experience you have had, and I personally am extremely embarrassed that the actions of a couple of idiotic girls have dictated the way you view the team. The rest of the team are great girls and great athletes who would never stoop as low as the girls who wrote this did. Im sorry that these girls gave you this much grounds to have the gall to say those hurtful words about the entire team. It really is unfortunate.
I’m truly heart-broken right now. And I don’t care who knows I posted this. I love every single person associated with these girls (you know), past-future, flaws and all, no ones perfect. I love you girls! And really don’t like this sad excuse of a situation, its completely and utterly pointless. We’re gonna need some strong glue to put this back together.
y’all are stupid, find something better to do then post about someone you don’t even know. dumb betches
Javaneh N*kbakht is just a stupid little c*nt. I mean seriously, who steal from a charity event that supports homeless people. This is the girl who should be on this site.
Nathalie G*ylard – everyone knows when your not trying your hardest to put on as much make up as you can your just going to look like your not hot identical twin sister. key word ‘IDENTICAL’
Julia G*ylard – 1) see above ^. 2) dont be mad that your boyfriend would rather hang out with Lara and Alex then your dumb ass.
Sam Schm*tt – Who the fuck is Sam Schm*tt. Girl is ugly and if anyone needs to eat a bit, its this girl.
and last but not least.
Sasha D*branic – the girl is a tower. Go back to the hell hole country you came from and stay there forever. this girl thinks she fucking runs the damn school. dont be mad cause guys talk to Lara and not your eiffel tower lookin ass.
HAHAHAHAHHAH TRUE DAT
why dont you mind your own business and stay out of lara’s. What she does is none of your business, she makes her own decisions and so what if they are good or bad. you shouldn’t be involved in someones personal life, and if you are, well then you are just pathetic. this isnt high school any more GROW UP you fucking bitches and get a life and stop living lara’s.
i mean but getting double teamed is pretty bad…
If anyone believes any of that is actually true you’re all stupid as fuck
This is something that just got out of hand and blown up big.
The people still commenting negatively are dumbasses and being hypocritical telling others to get lives.
-when I’m not rocking out the show, I’m reading The Dirty
Miles <3
She is pretty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
this is her life
Grow up ladies.. if this is actually the way that you choose to deal with problems in your lives as adults you are truly hopeless. Lara is a beautiful and talented girl, and despite what she may or may not have done she would never stoop so low as to make a website like this one. You’re all pathetic.
You girls should be ashamed of yourselves she will always be a prettier and better person then you girls. ALWAYS. Stop being jealous of her because we all know you are.
This is an embaressment to OSU as well as the sport of synchronized swimming. You guys win national championships TOGETHER, so stop fighting one another and think back to the meaning of what being a team is all about.
Lara may not make the best choices, but no one is perfect. This sounds like a bad case of jealousy.
Ps- If you really felt this way, you should have said it to her face, not hid behind a computer screen.
Talk this out, and put it all behind you.
This is an embaressment to OSU and the sport of synchronized swimming. You guys win national championship TOGETHER, and this is how you act?
Lara may not make the best choices, however no one is perfect, especially in college.
The team will never be the same if you guys do not talk about this mess, and put it behind you for good.
This sounds like a bad case of jealousy, and no one deserves to be blasted online like this. If you have something to say, do not hide behind a computer screen. You all need to remind yourself what it means to be a TEAM. period.
Stop acting like you know her life story everyone who is commenting is just fueling the fire I know Lara really well and she hasnt made bad decisions. I’m sure if any of your lives were put under a microscope like hers is right now you would look a lot worse
No because I have not been double teamed hahahahah
EWWWW SHE IS BUTT-UGLY
^jealous
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