THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, seriously, I need advice. I like this girl in SC and keep asking her to come visit me in LA. She won’t come out to visit because her ex-boyfriend, who is a total douchebag, which she states “tainted the city for her.” He even beat the living hell out of her and almost left her dead. He is broke, claims he is a professional skater, a huge skeez, and looks like he hasn’t showered in years. How can this dude that looks like he has every DRD, keep a girl from visiting me out here! This is coming from a guy who will make LA her favorite town when I am done with her! Disease free, not broke and free of felonys!
If you love her you will sacrifice and go to her.- nik