Shim Alert In Seattle
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Crystal Dior (Obviously a fake name) magically turned up in Seattle within the past few years. She is married and lives in Olympia with her 3 kids. She thinks she is an upcoming model & has “fans”. Online magazines don’t mean anything! SHE IS A MAN!!! She writes mean posts constantly on her FB page, in addition to how she’s the sh*t. The entire Seahawks team is aware of this jersey chasing shim!
You cannot be a model with/after 3 kids.- nik











what “model” has an ass that big? and what husband let’s their wife facebook/twitter such pictures?
is that man yogurt dripping out of her face?
Heidi klum has 4 kids.
I was just about to say the exact same thing.
Yeah..but Heidi is like the ONLY exception to that rule.
If this girl was a super model before having kids, and had a professional trainer to help get the baby weight off. .Then mayyybe she could still consider herself a ‘model’.
Of course I doubt she even had good looks before the children. She’s gross.
Lol you are obviously the person who posted this on the dirty, and “Mr. statesthe obvious” you sound more like a women, shall we call you , Mrs. Superjealous of others?
To “huh” – a hot one, and a confident, non-wife beating one.
No, not really. This chick has zero class, so I’m imagining the husband has just as little class for allowing her to act like a ho.
Everyone and their grannies are “models” these days
I shoved a fist up my asshole and now I’m a model too.
Bitch, please, I was a “model” for 15 years. /end sarcasm
On a serious note, you could possibly pull a stunt like that and call yourself a freelance model.
Somebody’s jealous!
This chick is hot, with or without kids. I would never have guessed that she even had kids to begin with. Poster, quit being a jealous whorebag, and lose some weight!
I would’ve gone with jealous haterating bitch instead of jealous whorebag.
She isn’t hot. A big firm ass is one thing but it’s a flabby fat ass, that’s not hot. And by the way her ass bursts out of her corset like an upside down muffin top, my guess is her belly and back fat are just as gross.
jeaaallloouuusssss
Either way she is hot, hotter than your wife too… Funny how you talk about women and how they lose all value after having children. Didn’t your wife just have a baby? So she is out of the game, n
EXACTLY!!!!
I love how he picks on women for everything his wife is or has done. She’s had a baby (used/whore), she married him (golddigger), she got married only knowing him for a week (whore), she is wannabe famous (attention whore). Honestly, I think at least 60% of the “Nik” comments on here are his wife. They reek of jealous female, not a guy with “high” standards. I think she uses this site to passive aggressively pick on other women so she can feel better about herself.
She’s wayyyy hotter than shayne and tell your wife she needs to use some of that pricey janky lotion she created for stretch marks cuz her stomach is DISGUSTING and you say how women lose value after having children? Well shayne was beat street before your ugly ass baby ( terrorist) so she’s done… Just saying!!
I think she is really pretty and has a nice booty. I’m a female and I see nothing to throw shade on! If she has 3 kids I’m even more impressed.
this chick is so beat…. too many fake fat bleach blonde bitches want to be models in seattle lol
I have seen this girl in a studio and she isnt close to fat. Shes a small chick with a donk.
We all know that Whitney Dalynn submitted this. Shes been hating on Crystal on her facebook forever! She is a straight JEALOUS HATER! your such a joke Whitney & nowhere close to being Hot as Crystal.
shes gorgeous