THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy who calls him self “SirUben” has been known to raw dog any girls he sees. He always runs around the clubs buying up bottles, still raw dogging slots. He has yet to see sunlight as he parties until the sun comes up then slams more vag before passing out. He has a barb wire tattoo along with a heart tattoo on his ass that reads, “MOM”. Chances are he has had sex with everyones girlfriend and their sisters. As we speak he may be getting it in.

Nice try covering up the fat, you can still see your gobble under your distorted face.- nik