Slootasaurus Alexis
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we got a piece of work here. Her name is Alexis Burk and she’s from Washington. She is constantly seen drunkenly making out with at least 3 to 4 guys at each party she goes to and one lucky winner will get to take her home and f*ck, undoubtedly. Little do they know that she has Gonorrhea. She claims to have gotten from someone else; but truth is, this b*tch just doesn’t keep her sh*t clean. If you’re in Theta Chi, you’ve most likely hooked up with her, even the currently pledges. On top of it all, she loves her “juicy” tits and thinks they are the golden ticket into anywhere, I still get nightmares from those pepperoni nipples. She has a new guy to transmit her diseases to every 3 days. She’s got a new found love for the WHITE GIRL, so hopefully that will help her knock off the pounds that need to go. Nik, do the guys of ASU a favor and put this chick on BLAST!
Her nose ends above her eyes. tres bizarre.- nik
“Little do they know that she has Gonorrhea. She claims to have gotten from someone else
Pretty sure that’s the only way to get Gonorrhea… but I’v never heard of this chick anyways which means she isn’t important .
LOL immaculate conception of gonorrhea
. If you’re a girl at ASU getting with fraternity guys…..you’re both pathetic and gross.
Normal people don’t need to pay to have friends.
Awh did typing that last line make you feel better? That was cute
If shes hooked up with both those ugly losers then yes shes definitely a slut! lol. Looks like she pulled these gruffalos out of the confinement of their moms basement where they were playing warcraft 24/7. Sadly I don’t think she could do much better though, shes a 4 tops and the guys shes with in those pics are 2′s EW!
Hasn’t hooked up with the guy on the bottom. And its weird because he didn’t do anything to get on here, and yet you feel the need to say something rude about them. You must have a pretty shitty life.
Everyone that has gone to ASU has told me Greeklife there is a cestpool for STD’s and girls like this definitely have alot to do with it
Rofl
did some fraternity boy prefer this girl alexis over you pathetic poster? you are a coward whoever posted this and karma will catch up to you for yourshameless post.
really? had to try and go for a double kill by name dropping theta chi? too bad ive never seen this bitch at our house before. try harder next time. take a lap
really? had to try and go for the double kill by name dropping theta chi in this slooters post eh? you should try harder next time. take a lap.
Yea she’s not slutty enough to hang out with us.
she’s not even greek…
you’re right, she’s not an alpha phi. so she wouldn’t have been at your house.
GDI are just an embarrassment
some fraternities suck and some are great but if you do not play sports and find that you’re a GDI you are THEE loser
“So what if she caught a std / lol goes away with meds”
I can’t tell if you’re serious or just trolling but you have my vote for the dumbest f*cking comment ever.
“So what if she caught a std. Who hasnt at ASU”
uhhhh… me.
She fits the ASU sorority stereotype exactly. I was at devils last night and this fat 250lb worthless pigfaced tke idiot had to cockblock me in order to prevent this delta zeta he was stalking from taking me outside and suckin my c*ck
Gonorrhea and White girl!?! THIS HAS G-MONEY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!!
It’s safe to say G-Money is black
Deff Black!!!! Pretty obvious!
definitely a self-post, she doesn’t even go to ASU or live in AZ anymore. i know her and this chick is bat shit crazy…