Slooty Jessica
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised that this sloot hasn’t been on here yet. This is Jessica, goes by Jessica Doesn’t-Exist on facebook. When she isn’t out getting wasted with her little clan, she’s out there with her thunder thighs spread taking any d*ck she can possibly find. She cheated on the boyfriend that she had countless times with some of the prime examples of scum in Calgary. This landwhale f*cks her friends boyfriends, bums, and anything else that will have her gunt. I don’t know why people still hang out with her, even after they have confessed hatred towards her.
You shouldn’t poke fun at little people when you look like one.- nik
meh, she always seemed like a ok person to me. maybe i’m wrong?
she’s too chubby in the face to pull off the rockabily pin up look….
do all ugly chicks go rockabilly when they realize they are ugly?
yes.
I’m pretty sure if you wanna be rockabilly, you’re required to be overweight. Never seen anything except fat rockabilly people
omg finally i used to go to jr and high school with this chick she was a tottall f*** bitch i feel bad for the guys she has dated more so for there crotch any how fck her and have a nice day
Dirty dirty girl,take a shower,wipe some of that shit off your face and lose 20-30 some odd pounds. Then you may be bearable to look at.
I also went to jr. high with this bitch,
she is SO rude, obnoxious and annoying. She walks around like she’s hot shit.
i dont know how ANY guy would want to sleep with her. she’s a walking STD
haha sucks to be you jessica fat ass
Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaahhahahaahhahaha!
This one is probably the biggest cunt iv ever met in my life, she thinks she’s better than everyone, yet it is all stemed from a low self esteem issue. Going no where in life, good job jess.
Hook me up
I remember walking around the pits at school one, see her come out, and my buddy turned to me and said ”pears are the worst fruit.”
now whenever I see her, I instantly start laughing because her body shape is legitimately, a pear.
this bitch is gorgeous
say whatever you will
but you cant deny, she has a gorgeous face
and she pulls off the rockabilly look better than most.
AMEN
I think she’s beautiful, if she’s loose she’s loose though I guess. Not sure how that affects her as a person on how she treats people though
i love this girl and would hang with her everyday if i could
Don’t know her personally, but she is beautiful, and looks healthy! PS: It doesn’t make you a slut if you sleep with a lot of people.
Pretty sure thats a definition of slut
Meh.. she looks cool.
This girl looks so horrendous on her Facebook page that I actually think this might be a self-post. She’s a supermodel here compared to what’s on her Facebook. And wait until you see her ‘hot’ boyfriend …
who ever wrote this should seriously get a life. I know jessica personally and she is amazing. plain and simple who ever wrote this is clearly jealous her boyfriend wanted to sleep with jessica and not her. ba ha ha
I’ve never met this chick but shes stunning, someone is clearly jealous. I would definitely shot gun some beers with her.
Went to hoghschool with her didn’t get to know her that we’ll and def didn’t want to!!!! She was so stuck up and snobby!!! I’m extremely friendly and outgoing and will talk to everyone and their dog, but this girl…this girl BLEW ME AWAY with her bad attitude!!! She didn’t say so much as boo to me but I constantly caught her talking shit about me and straight up staring daggers through me. Boy if looks could kill.
I’d totally bang her
Jess is cool she can be a bitch but shes cool
LOL! Fuck all you faggots, Jess is the shit.
She’s a way better person than any of you loser fucks.
I’d totally nail her.
OMG!!! PUKE wut a nasty sloot
She should kill herself!
Go cut yourself and die you horrid cunt
Went to jr. high with this girl, She smelled so bad.. Everyone talked so much shit about her . It would make me so happy to see her get hit by a bus!
TOTAL SELF-POST
attention whore alert!
LOL I was walking home through the park once and saw her and two others engaging in a threesome in the middle of some bushes… with the stench of homeless winos wafting off of them.
I’ve also met her a few times and she was a total stuck up cunt, acting like she and her friends were better than me because I didn’t dress like them.. wtf
about fucking time.
She’s a stuck up bitch. She picks favourites to be her best friend then ditches them once she find a new best friend. If you don’t want to be her best friend and she has chosen you, she will hate you. Actually she hates anyone she feels threatened by, such a rude girl, and so disrespectful. She has no self respect at all. SO HICKORY