THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have someone who is a pathological liar, backstabber, heartless, and by far one of the fakest people i have ever met in my life. Her name is Priscilla O’Connor, but the hipsters know her as simply “skilla” very original like skrillex ..get it? This girl is completely out of her mind, she may seem harmless but I urge anyone to stay as far away from this sad excuse for a human being, as humanly possible. She has major daddy issues so any small argument or disagreement will cause her to cry or call the police (like she did to my friend), very bizarre way for an adult to deal with problems indeed. She went to art school and finished with honors now she works at a retail store full time and pretends that she is a model/artist. This girl is pushing 30, she has stretch marks on her boobs, tastes like sour milk (according to some of the guys who have went down on her) and she thinks that she is going to be a rockstar tattoo artist but all she does is chicken scratch on pig skins, and is extremely bad at it. She will put out to anyone with a sleeve, or a tattoo for that matter, This girl grew up so sheltered and wasn’t allowed to watch anything over rated G rating television growing up, so her version of rebelling now is giving head to guys with tattoos, take that mom! Shes a complete poser who use to dress up in American eagle and banana republic clothing, but now she thinks shes “riskey” because she shops at urban planet, what an individual! So the moral of the story is, stay away from this sad poser unless of course you want to get a quick lewintski because that’s all she’s good at and should consider doing that full time, but do not engage in anything meaningful with this pathetic person because she gets off on f*cking people over, that is what makes her smile and gives her the energy to go on with her sad pathetic life. When thinking of her one is reminded of one word, succubus! Sincerely,
Joey M. McMullen.

All the bull ring does is bring more attention to your nose… now people can see the shape. Get +2′s or something to distract us.- nik