THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chris Knee is the biggest emo/indie douchebag EVER! He suffers from a severe case of “big fish little pond syndrome.” Tried to make it big in Nashville Chris? Nice cliche. Nice Fail. This guy covers up *ss hole remarks with even douchier words like “bro” “word” and “coolness.” Do not be fooled by the emo failure. He will drag you down until you drown in his foot blood. Can’t be happy for his friends and is all talk. Super creeper, super fake. Be warned those who are under 18, he will find you, and he will try to seduce you with a poorly written song in G chord. P.S. You left your diary here you emo f*ck.

Carrying a diary on your person is as gay as it gets.  Please scan it and post.- nik