THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Branden Gooch, aka, “Dockmaster at Rollingview Marina” This guy is charming. Oh so charming and cute but don’t let him fool you ladies, he is one for the books. Not only does he lie about having a high school diploma and college degree, he feels the need to lie about everything that comes out of his mouth. Oh and if you happen to sleep with this winner, get tested. There’s no telling how many people he’s sleeping with at the same time he’s in bed with you and he won’t tell you no matter how many times you ask. To make it worse, he doesn’t use any protection at all. You could be sharing your body with “more people than he has fingers and toes” and he finds nothing wrong with that. Heaven forbid you get pregnant and tell him. His only concern is himself. He’ll make you think your only option is to get an abortion, he won’t show up to support you while you’re there and there’s a good chance he won’t even pay for half. He’ll give you some story about how the best person he knows took the pill with no regrets and had no thoughts about it and if you have feelings about getting an abortion, there’s something wrong with you. He will neglect to say that the GIRL didn’t want the baby. He tried to talk her into keeping it (even though it wasn’t his) so that he could take care of it only bc it was hers. But since you are not this girl, you are S.O.L ladies. Deal with it and take care of it yourself. He won’t be anywhere within a 100 mile radius. If he is genuinely into you, you won’t be able to get rid of him. Expect a constant stream of text messages 24/7. It’d be easier to shake a stalker. Do yourself a favor and stay away from this breed. He is only about himself and once he gets everything he wants from you, remember, he’s already getting it from several others too.
Nobody wants to have a kid with someone who pumps gas, at a dock! deflate your ego.- nik