THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashlee Cope or ‘The Flea’ if you will. If you see her, you need to turn and run for your life because as soon as you meet her your world will come crashing down like a plane on f*cking fire. She’s known around Reno for being the biggest sloot known to mankind, and passing around DRD like it was her job. Everyone in Reno has pretty much had a go at this b*tch. That’s why we have this saying for her, “She hasn’t slept with all of Reno, just most of it” but for some reason people still have sex with her. She is the biggest liar anyone’s ever met, she usually lies about being pregnant, having miscarriages, going to rehab, and being allergic to condoms. She says she has a baby in Ohio that her family takes care of, but people who have known her for ever said that she has never had a f*cking kid. She lies about being pregnant so that she can hope to get someone to stay with her vile a*s but people figure out what a crazy bitch she is shortly after meeting her. And she likes to say she’s ‘allergic’ to condoms so that whoever she has sex with will have to fuck her with no condom on so there is more of a chance of her getting away with her saying she’s pregnant. Do not befriend this scandalous b*tch, she will only get every secret she can possibly gain from your friendship and than talk sh*t about you behind your back to anyone and everyone who knows you. Well she tries anyways, she mostly makes up everything that comes out of her mouth. She likes to say she went to college, and she knows how to do make-up and hair because she went to cosmetology school. No b*tch, you dropped out of cosmetology school, and that’s not college f*cking dumb *ss. She’ll try to reel you in with her sally sob stories and make you feel bad for her so she can live off you and your family, and steal all your clothes, eat all your food, and have sex on your floor like a dirty b*tch. She’s the reason why me and my boyfriend broke up, watch out people, she will befriend your boyfriend and try to sleep with all of his friends and family. Luckily she fails more than 99.9% of the time. Anyways, she’s crusty, smelly and deserves to be locked up in a cage. Nik, what do you think about this ugly tramp? Love your secret non-admirer.
That shirt doesn’t mean she’s not one..sloots butt heads, that’s a fact.- nik