The Jacksonville Female Dog

April 27, 2012 Birmingham 8 7,670 Views

The Jacksonville, Birmingham, wherever you are female dog

The Jacksonville, Birmingham, wherever you are female dog

The Jacksonville, Birmingham, wherever you are female dog

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “wonderful” woman is Jessica Traynor, depending on the day she could be Jessica McKay or Jessica Self, however legally she is Jessica Traynor. She is married to the man she cheated on her first husband with and currently in a relationship with someone else (shh don’t tell the boyfriend she’s still married or that she’s cheating on him as well). She enjoys nights out at the nearest bar and going home with as many random guys as will look her way. He policy is basically just buy her a drink and ask. She thinks she can rap/sing so you’ll usually find her onstage trying to get as much attention as possible but I suggest you bring ear plugs! She thinks she is cute and witty and irresistible unfortunately all she is is washed up and loosened up. Oh and let’s not forget she is a mother of two but she took off and left them because they inhibited her lifestyle. And of course the normal habitual liar, most the time she can’t even keep her stories straight so she’ll just give you a mediocre screw to try to get you to forget she lied to you. Fun times, fun times.

She raps and sings but is luckily muffled out by the music.  She’s paid to strip.- nik