The Most Beautiful Woman In The World
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been a follower of the site for a few years. I like scrolling through and seeing all the train wrecks… in a f*cked up way it makes me feel better about my own life. I’ve never submitted anything, but I felt compelled to submit Elaine Alden. Before Chin-chilla mania weekend, I saw Elaine and thought she was pretty but probably just another party girl. I decided to add her on Facebook. Lo and behold she lives in Manhattan like myself. To get to the point, this girl is not just another dumb blonde. She is a legitimate model NOT A PORTA POTTY. From looking at her pictures, it seems to me she comes from a good family too. She always has on Louboutins everywhere she goes, flies in private jets, models for REAL magazines, goes to New York Fashion Week, hangs out with celebrities…. You probably won’t post this because for a change one of your dirty celebs is doing something good with her life. I’m tired of hearing about trash. I hope you post Elaine more because she is a class act.
She is moving to Hollywood, Chin-Chilla couldn’t hack it in Manhattan.- nik
Your post speaks volumes. But, she will always be chin-chilla to me.
Shes gorgeous no doubt….but getting up there in age and literally a dime a dozen in HollyHood.
She better marry a surgeon quick while she’s still got it.
This is a the epitome of a self post.. nice! I think you’re pretty and all but talk about being seriously self centered, thats such a turn off
is this a self post or what? she can take more pics with celebs yay!!!
Why couldn’t she hack it in manhattan? to much competition?!? Someone explain this to me as I am not from the country!! xxxx
Nik is just making cunty remarks like always… It looks like she was doing fine in NY.. Now she wants to go to LA for different opportunities..
How would the poster know any of this about her? Because it’s a PATHETIC SELF POST!
Couldn’t hack what??
even if she does come from a good family what else has she done in life. take her clothes off for pictures and live off her parents/escort/older men? real classy.
GO TO SCHOOL SKANK
PUH-LEASE. THIS WASHED UP TROLL IS NOTHING SPECIAL. HOW PATHETIC THAT SHE NEEDS TO SELF-POST. DIME A DOZEN BLONDE SLUT. *YAWN* SO SICK OF WHITE TRASH.
She isn’t the most beautiful women in the world *rolls eyes*
ick, so tired of hoes coming to hollywood. stay outta my city, wannabes.
K seriously?… I’m pretty sure we all get it, your okay looking. So what. No fence but kinda getting tired of seeing you, please stop selfposting.. It’s getting annoying, how self-absorbed you are. Please get over yourself, your honestly not that hot any more(to me). Your kinda getting old.. I wanna see OTHER good-looking women.
“Out with the old, and with the new!”
I used to think you were hot. But it’s kind of obvious that this is a selfpost. And it’s a turn off how conceited you really are.
Its so obvious that she submitted this herself or had a friend do it for her. Sorry, but she isn’t a legit “model”, she doesn’t have the right body type or face for REAL modeling, so she ought to stick to fitness and glamour shit, because that’s the furthest she’s going to go. Speaking of going far, she may not be a total porta potty, but there’s no way that fitness magazines and a commercial could pay for private jets, clothes, etc. She obviously “works” or has a Sugar Daddy. Nice try!
bought and paid for by steve tisch
she needs to learn how to dress with class
she posts pics of ysl tributes and loubs like they’re the hottest, newest thing. bitch we’ve all been wearing ysl tribs and loubs for YEARS. you think you’re so cool cuz you’re posting things you think are fashionable and you’re a good four years behind lmao. its so pathetic.
haha anyone who knows this girl knows that she dates men with power and money!!! who will help advance her career she isnt a straight up porta potty but 100% sleeps with men to get further in life aka GIANTS owner Steve Tisch hes like 60+
How can she afford private jets? She is not supermodel. It is not adding up.
Elaine, you are my gorgeous girl crush!
Is anyone else over this wack jobs self posts. Next
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girl- pleeease… the world? nuuh. that be moi.
talk about conceited ..
i honestly feel sorry for this girl. she comes from a nothing white trash family- her real last name is Kraich. she moved to new york and discovered what intermix is and now thinks she’s the trendiest chick in town, and to most lower/middle class people who live in small towns she probably seems cool, but she’ll never really be anyone who is anyone to the people who she actually wants to notice her. she’ll always be trash. she won’t make it in the modeling world unless she does porn, and she has a really bad boob job. the fact that she brags about everything and tries so hard to make people think her life is so great just shows how incredibly insecure she is. there are a lot of rich, trendy, socialite new yorkers who would NEVER stoop that low. she appeals to a low class crowd and will never go anywhere. word of advice elaine – you’ll never be a classy gal. the more you try to wear trendy clothing and cover your boobs up, the more pathetic you look. keep those nasty extensions in, get your acrylic nails put back on, and stick to tory burch clutches and express, because you’ll never fit into any classy circle. might as well embrace what you are and where you came from.
Wow, you are a straight HATER! This post alone says more about how much class you have than what you wear, honey.
I agree Elaine is trash….but so are you. People who actually have money and class don’t need to talk about it.
thats why its anonymous u idiot
Typical NY poster and hater. Lame. She looks great in her new style and her old Express shit. Reality is most NY women are so average looking, who cares if they rock a beautiful wardrobe.
seriously, this girl doesn’t live that glamorous of a lifestyle if she has the time to sit on the computer and submit self posts over and over again. I know for a fact almost every post on this site she posted herself for attention. Seriously get over yourself, she is majorly insecure or she wouldn’t be seeking approval from people on the dirty. I mean really, i have seen way hotter chics, she is nothing amazing, i have seen girls that look exactly like her. Jessica Hinton from playboy looks a lot like her so its not like she is some rare form of beauty that is just stunning. Get over yourself honey, and gain some confidence, you might want to seek help for you insecurity issues because i believe you have a big problem since your constantly submitting posts about yourself asking what people think about you. Thats not normal, True confident women could care less what people think and dont need attention 24/7. & brag about their lifestyle. And your so called glamorous life, come on, obviously you spend more time submitting posts on the dirty than rubbing shoulders with celebrity’s so that doesn’t sound too glamorous to me. that sounds desperate. I know i wouldn’t want to be a girl that is so insecure that she spends hours on the computer trying to get websites to post stories about herself and trying to get her name out there so people know about her. Your a nobody, your not famous, your not a celebrity as much as you would like to be and self posting is only making you look pathetic and desperate. Self posting on the dirty isnt going to give you the attention you want because we’re going to post the truth which isnt what you want to hear. The truth is no your not drop dead gorgeous, your average, there are other women out there that are way more attractive, your life isnt that interesting even though you think everyone has a huge interest in it which we don’t because if that was the case then someone else would be submitting posts about you and you wouldn’t have to do it yourself. Suggestion: maybe get an education and stop living off mommy and daddy’s success and money and become successful yourself and maybe you would feel better about yourself and you wouldn’t have such a need for attention and you wouldn’t be so desperate & seeking approval.
Want to know how she got in Maxim / GQ/ Esquire? Of course she couldn’t get in it herself, she has the face of a stripper with a butt chin and the body of a teenage boy with implants. She PAYS for a “publicist” Cough cough… “publicist” to get her into mags. Starts at 2,000+ a month. She’s a lame ass model that has to PAY to be somebody because she can’t do anything out of the glamour industry. She f*cking modeled for halloween costumes for crying out loud. She also compared herself to Joanna krupa! WTF!!!! Bitch your a nasty ass hoe who can’t be anyone with out money. Have fun f*cking a golden cock for your red bottoms. We all know modeling DOES NOT pay for that shit. lmao nice try!
Yeah Yeah, a real class act… Dating Steve Tisch just because is the owner of the NY Giants is real class right there… disgusting class if you ask me… just another dumb blonde who thinks she’s smart…
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