THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Let me introduce you to the perfect couple. There names are Ryan C and Megan D. Ryan C is you typical 23 year old. Went to some bogus trade school in Jacksonville and didn’t get a job like the real adults of the world do, so now he works for just above minimum wage job, that he will have for the rest of his life. He’s a chronic liar, probably doesn’t even know the difference between the truth and a lie now when they come out of his mouth now. And this lovely trait of his leads to the best quality about him. He’s a man wh*re. Don’t get me wrong he does have a pretty decently sized di*k, his two problems with it are he doesn’t know how to keep it in his pants, or how to last in bed longer than 1 min. Ryan loves tooth picks, and hence his eating disorder where he barely eats or works out obsessively, just so he doesn’t end up fat like his father, however as you can tell by Megan D he’s taken a turn for the chubbier side. Why? Because they are easier to control and manipulate. Ryan has cheated on his voluptuous cunt at least over 100 times and yet the dumb sweetheart is still with him. She’s fallen for every one of his lies, and continues to threaten to break up with him because of it, yet hasn’t because her love for him is so “strong”. Only issue with that is him and her both know he’s only ever going to love her like a sister, yet she stays by his side, supports him money wise, and prays every night that one day his black hole where a heart should be will truly love him one day, and not in a platonic way. Ryan loves to take the easy way out of things might I add, hence the lying. 2 years ago he had his girlfriend abort his child because he wasn’t ready to be a daddy, claims he never wanted the abortion yet had his lovely best friend pay for the thing, and planned the appointment for it the following day. A REAL man would have stepped up and taken the responsibility for his actions, but instead, took his poor young girlfriend and talked her into the abortion being the right thing. Yes it was wrong that she caved, but he paid the 400$ it cost to kill his child without a second guess in his mind that it was wrong. But enough with that piece of She*t, lets move onto his perfect match… Megan D. Now Megan D is your average looking girl, you could almost call her pretty, the only issue with her is she has a brain about the size of an ant. See Megan D has been in love with Ryan since they became BFFs in high school and stood by his side the whole time praying shed get her chance. Well she finally did, only to be his rebound without even realizing it. See Ryan played her well, he cant stay single, and she cant get her head out of his *ss so he manipulated her into believing she was his next love. They’ve been together about a year now. She’s known only about a handful of the times he’s cheated on her, that’s where his lies got sloppy, but the rest she is still naive to and refuses to believe her beloved could have done that so many times after the talk of marriage and babies. Well let me tell you, he did and without remorse. See the reason they are so perfect for each other is Megan is his cover, she hides all his indiscretions from his friends, families and coworkers, giving off the persona that their relationship is quiet perfect when it really isn’t. Whenever his ex gets a hold of him for a quick lay he jumps on her quicker than Megan can count to 10, and yet she stands by his side, saying she’ll leave if he doesn’t stop, that hell never see her again but everyone in his life will, yet somehow she is STILL by his side. Oh, and as I mentioned earlier how Ryan likes his girls skinny, well he just so happens to make his current love, Megan, have sex with her shirt on EVERY time because she is fat, and yet she puts up with it only to cry alone in the bathroom every time afterwards. She talks a big game to her competition, but what she doesn’t realize is its Karma getting even with her for when she did the same thing with another couple, only difference was that couple had a kid together, and that guy choose to not only fully take full advantage of her by manipulating her mind and by “forcing her” to have sex with him when unwanted. Honestly any b*tch that is dumb enough to put up with all of that deserves all the punishment and torture she and karma has put herself through. So there ya have it Nik, the worlds most perfect couple for each other, a liar & cheat, paired with an enabler and dumb *ss.
She ate both those fry’s to keep her potential baby belly. I didn’t read any of that nonsense you wrote (too long).- nik