THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, and attention Minneapolis Gay Men and Straight Girls!! This is John a regular on the gay scene for years. This tranny is an alcoholic, loves his Pepsi and is a mooch. He acts like he’s high class but behind his cheap H&M clothing he’s a walking trainwreck. John’s hobbies include: drinking for 12 hours straight to the point where he’s falling down drunk, embarrassing himself weekly, and getting on anything with a pulse as long as it’s got a d*ck. Literally. Even if you’re old and balding, catch him in a good enough blackout, he won’t care. He has a horrid reputation and people incessantly laugh behind his back, yet he walks around thinking he’s a prize. Straight girls keep your men in check too, as John is known for seeking out straight men and fcking them too. He doesn’t care. Keep smoking John because one day you’re going to look as “pretty” as a drag queen at the 90′s.

Forgy’s face always have a sheen.- nik