Tiffany Vine Is So Hot
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tiffany is a super hot model in Dallas/Denver. She’s got an awesome rack, she’s actually intelligent unlike most girls who are this hot, and she even dated Brian Urlacher so she has taste unlike most of these girls. So I know you’re picky and could probably find flaws even in Tiffany, but you have to admit she’s pretty damn good right?
She is all stretch marks in person (http://di.tl/smark). Jenny, I hope he wore a condom.- nik
her makeup is cakey, her stomach is fat her boobs have stretch arks all over them her hair is a MESS her eyeliner is terrible. nice self post tiffany, no one gives a shit about you
All you need to know about this chick can be found by looking at her hands. Caked on makeup, pushed up boobs and texas hair can’t hide the fact that you’ve got the hands of a 50 year old.
Tiffany no one likes the self post and men don’t like old cock-teases that still think they are hot. The good years are long gone.
Look at that muffin top. Disgusting. She looks like a tranny.
She is a tranny
Nice self-post you psychotic whore. Tits are nothing but veins. So disgusting. Just a hooker, nothing else to be said about this waste of life.
Self post fail, DERP!
Dear Tiffany,
Before you get upset for being on here, YET AGAIN… here is some advise.
Stop doing everything that you are doing.
Being a groupie is part of growing up type of fun. You’re not “growing up.” You’re grown.
You slept with my fiancé yeaaaaaaars before I met him. He told me how you would stalk outside of his tour bus. He wouldnt get you in to the show. He wouldn’t answer your calls or texts. You just stood there. When he left with a group of people you freaked out on him. Mind you, this is all before I met him.
He was on mayhem and you somehow ended up in their dressing room acting like the same dilusional drunk that you were before you had implants. (when he put it in you.)
Look, you kinda already look way beyond your years. That’s probably hard if not impossible to reverse. But you still have hope! Stop chasing the famous. Cover your boobs up a little bit when you’re in public. Don’t sleep with people until you at least know their last name, which probably won’t make sense due to stalking the famous and their last names are known. You get my point.
Take a little break from being crazy. It’s not a good look.
Poor thing will never be someone’s fiance. That’s sad. If you’re a girl and the guy you’re obsessed with acts like he doesn’t want something serious and ends up engaged to someone else- it’s you.
You must be engaged to someone either in HellYeah or FFDP. Those are the 2 bands who have been on Mayhem she’s stalker crazy obsessed with!! I feel for you and him…she’s nuts.
Bullet For My Valentine was hiding from her!
This was clearly written by a girl… Aka self post
SO GROSS.
She looks like a dude. Her gut is just as bad as her freaking looking face.
shes posted her disgusting stretched marked titties on here like 4 times!! get a life and some self esteem dirty whore!!
OMG you didnt date Brian Urlacher you creep you made someone give you his number and texted him a couple times but he wants nothing to do with you you’re not even his type, he never dated you and probably had to change his number. Stop embarrasing him by saying you dated him, poor guy. You never even met him lol.
P.S- You’re not hot stop trying to live like a hot girl. You’re not gonna get anything with your looks so try something else. Maybe an education.
Nobody likes an old lady still trying to be 19. Also you might want to do something with your hands. You can pump your boobs and tease your hair, cake on the makeup but your granny hands give you away every time.
Also feel free to leave the mile high city. Denver doesn’t need you.
+1 for self post.
Not only is this girl on here every other week, the photos submitted by people who don’t like her showcase her stretchmarked to hell boobs, while these ones conveniently are taken far enough not to emphasize them.
She didn’t date Brian Urlacher, she stalked him for his phone number and then posted screen shots from her phone of their texts with his name blacked out. COOL!
And…she’s not a model. Just, no.
Nik, I appreciate the link to your wife’s website, however I do not appreciate improper grammar in regards to the sale of a product i might potentially buy. “An wonderful multi-tasker….”. That sentence is really starting off on the wrong foot. If no one took time to have the descriptions checked for grammar, I wouldn’t trust the product to be tested properly. Please recommend the description to be rewritten.
wow first time ive seen a fat meth head
LOL! I was going to come on here and shame Malpractice for self-posting on here, but it looks like a ton of people beat me to it. Malpractice, you should realize that the reasons that people know who you are aren’t good reasons. Your titties are covered in stretch marks and they look overstuffed and completely painful. Your makeup looks like it was done for Halloween. You hopelessly chase men that are so above and beyond you. You are nothing but a dirty, self-obsessed tranny and everyone knows it. It’s time to stop fooling yourself, because no one else is being fooled.
I’ll poke her. But I have no standards.
He looks like one of those tranny impersonators of snookie. He has a beer gut.
she has texas chainsaw massacre leatherface, bad make-up, incompetent without a doubt, obviously very low self esteem to be self posting. Tuck your titties in, wear decent clothes, there is a 50 year old out there for you somewhere.
SNOOKI WANT SMOOSHSMOOSH!!
do these nutcases not realize how obvious their self posts are? on another note, girls that look like this, fake and desperate for attention..they’re just trashy, thank god some women still keep it classy
That’s a huge b*tch
not hot. just my opinion
She is just gross, aside from those botched veiny stretch marked implants, what the f*** is up with her calf?
Saw her out in downtown Denver last night following around some D-list, unknown band. It was my first time seeing her in real life and she is BUSTED in real life. SO bad, and bigger than she looks in pictures. Her boobs make her look really heavy.
She looks like Garfield. Orange, fat & is even sporting a mustache.
Listen to how pathetic you all sound?! You don’t even know anything about her. DON’T HATE . So what are all of u doing with your boring selves? Learn to be positive about life. Or u won’t get far…..
Haggard you all suck and are a bunch haters. Tiffs the shit!
Yeo….Tiff is the “shit” alright! She got drunk and shit her pants at NASCAR and there’s even pictures to prove it. Nice and classy. Haha
OMG please submit those pictures or tell whoever has them to do it. Thats priceless, and disgusting hahaha
I wonder how she feels knowing that “her” Brian is dating Jenny McCarthy…. Obviously he has a type and it is NOT malpractice.
I do happen to unfortunately know her. And she’s nothing but a crazy whore! She feels the need to stalk rockstars and athletes until they let her into their world, she sucks their gregs and then she gets shooed away.
The way these guys talk about her is pretty funny actually.
She is/was a “Jack Daniels” girl and that was her “PERFECT JOB”. That’s not a job you slut…..its where you get men to spend money on booze so they drink to much they actually THINK you look good enough to sleep with!
WE MUST SLAY THE BEAST.
SO DELUSIONAL!
He laughs about this now. He thought the pics she sent were hot, but then he saw the ones she had elsewhere and was repulsed be her large head wrinkles, stomach fat and breast issues. He showed me and some other teammates some of the pics and we certainly got a laugh about them. She was texting him all the time wanting attention and he felt bad for her and pitied texted her…regretting that he had ever messaged her in the first place since she boasted about their messages on FB. He got a lot of jokes from the team about her and definitely does NOT speak to her anymore. They never dated, he just was nice and messaged “a fan.” She became a psycho stalker and ruined any chance of a friendship. Se La Vie Tiffany….lmao. I guess some cleat chasers just don’t understand how to “play the game.”
they still text and she still pushes to meet him. she runs around denver telling everybody that. tell him to stfu & walk away. it wont get better on its own bc she’s NUTS!
Model? Hahahahaha. Worst boob job ever. Veiny tits. Thick in the middle. She needs someone to give her advice on how to apply make-up and please get rid of the ratty hair extensions. Her forehead has wrinkles. She’s one of the biggest narcissists I’ve ever met. And she stinks.
what do u mean she stinks
Well you weren’t asking me but i’m assuming that person was referring to her BAD body odor. She seriously smells awful in person it’s disgusting. I’ve always wondered why she smelled so bad now im thinking the mystery has been solved if the person who posted above about her crapping her pants is correct lol.
Supposedly has a really stinky vagina too but luckily i’ve never encountered it!
She looks like Jeremy Jackson.
Hmm….my post copy and pasting her facebook rant got deleted. WTF?
This dirty excuse of a “woman” is on FB all the time talking about this guy and the other with half her pictures with dudes older than her father. Listen, you were a fat kid and even a fat teenager all through high school. So you lost a little weight, maybe through a little nip/tuck since you love it so much. You still have a Frankenstein monster face and TITS you could have saved the Titanic on. Get over it, my Chicago Bears all time favorite, Brian Urlacher, would NEVER go for you. Why? Because he’s not a blind retard! You had to leave Dallas because everyone couldn’t stand looking at you? Yeah, I believe that. Have fun on sugardaddy.com where the dudes are so old and pathetic you might actually be able to make a buck. In my honest opinion you’ll always be that fat whale in your high school pictures! Smfh, disgusted!
Hahahaha nicely said. She left Colorado and went back to Texas. Probably cause she wore out her welcome with the over 60 population here….
She’s apparently headed to Dallas this weekend with the latest FB Post:
“I found 3 swimsuits I want SO bad for my trip to dallas….I need to come up with $300 extra bucks stat, lol”
Don’t fall for it…