U Illinois Welcomes Newest SigDouche
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brandon Stone, Sigma Chi’s newest frat douche to enter the Greek community here. Lets just say I’m really good friends with his ex girlfriend Marissa (4thpicture) and she is so much better than him its ridiculous. As soon as they got to school Stone decided it would be alright to f*ck ANYTHING that came his way, and not tell Marissa. Long story short after she found numerous sexts, heard some rumors, she finally was told that this skeeze of a guy f*cked her sorority sister. Gena Carpentier (5thpicture). With that, she was told of more than 6 girls he f*cked behind her back…did I mention while still going over to her place consistently.
This holds true for all frat guys, if they didn’t buy themselves in of course (in which case they’re still a douche.- nik
Get off
This is such bullshit. Grow up, and leave the drama at the sorority house, and save us all the trouble of reading about this pointless garbage.
That Marissa girl is a total freakin nut.
That Marissa girl is a total nut job
but you forgot to mention that marissa lombardo is the biggest psychopath to walk the plant
I’m going to list every reason why Gena is a step up from Marissa
1. She doesn’t have squiggly eyebrows
2. Her hair is 100 percent natural
3. She isn’t preggo with Brandon’s child
4. She doesn’t pour her heart out on facebook
5. She has friends
6. She didn’t get kicked out of her sorority
7. She has a rockin body
8. She doesn’t cry everytime she is drunk
9. She doesn’t blow up Brandon’s phone
10. She doesn’t take serious selfies
11. She doesn’t squeeze her arms so that her boobs look big
I could keep going if you would like…
this website is for literal trashy scumbags that have nothing better to do with their time. so good for you, you’re really doing great things with your life.
well this bitch has gotta be real ugly then if he cheated on her like that…. serves you right
yeah this girl is so cool because she sticks her tounge out and throw up signs like it’s cute, ha ha dumb bitch just because you have a rockin body and dont cry all the time when your drunk doesn’t mean your the shit. i find it funny how you and brandon sit there and complain that this could ruin your future but then yet you go tell your little friends to comment on it to make it more of a big deal. btw your chin makes you look like the dude from scream so don’t facinate yourself thinking your that hot.
Why did the forth picture get taken down? Did Marissa have a hard time fitting in it? That was a fat joke.
nothing else needs to be said at this point.
Marissa is just pissed she has a unibrow. I mean, shit i would be too.
get a life marissa
sounds like a bro to me. #fratstar #slammmm
I typically don’t give a shit about stupid things like this. But there is no point in posting stuff like this. If you think someone is a douche and they suck and all that crap then don’t go online to announce it. That’s stooping to a low and it just makes whoever posted it look like a moron. In life sometimes you have to get over hardships and move on. It sucks sometimes, but hey you just gotta keep trucking through. Marissa might be hurting but she is very well capable of getting over this without having people post this shit. So the Brandon thing should be dropped. And another thing. Why would you bring Gena into this? She has nothing to do with Brandon anymore? She dating one of my best friends and is a sweet girl. Makes my boy happy. So leave her alone instead of bringing up stuff that happened months ago that could strain that relationship. And “nik” stereotyping all “fratdouches” doesn’t help anyone’s situation and your just adding fuel to the fire, you freaking idiot.
Ooookay. I tried to be friends with this marissa girl and I can honestly say that she needs medical help… IMMEDIATELY. On the real though… Sweetheart you’re not right in the head. Move on he’s fucking over you and has been for a while. It’s not his problem he’s the best you can do… Soooo take out your hair extensions, grow a nornmal personality and fuck off. Btw sweetheart I’m on a date with him right now. Rageragerage #byebitch
hey megan you should be the last to talk seeing that youre a huge joke on campus. just because your a fratrat doesn’t make you a sorority girl. so aren’t you the pot calling the kettle black by saying marissa’s fake.
this is fucked up and slander, hope you get sued douche
Gena is so sexy
has weird eyebrows.
Marissa is a phyco nut job and needs to hop off his nuts already.
These comments are horrible. I cannot believe these comments that say such hurtful things to other people. I don’t care how old you are, what you think about Marissa or whoever it may be in this situation, this is unacceptable. I personally know Marissa and I think she is a wonderful, fun, thoughtful young woman who did not write this post. You are all adults, please act your age. These negative comments are childish and can be hurtful. Please think and reconsider your morals.
I think it’s pretty childish that Marissa did this in the first place which trumps any kinds of comments that people may be posting.
believe what you all want but i know marissa didn’t write this, clearly you all fell for the whole point of this site…controversy…all these comments are attracting more and more viewers, therefore why should the site owner take this down. he’s getting exactly what he wanted. and you all fell for it. i think this deserves to be the last post, and the last time anyone views or comments on this, because in the end “nik” won. and maybe he’ll realize after receiving numerous requests from both gena’s and marissa’s parties to have this taken down and based on the fact no one will comment on this article anymore…maybe it will be shut down.
This marissa girl is retarded…she made this “sigdouche” sound like the man
MARISSA LOMBARDO/lambardshithead. sucks a lota ass including mine.
xo~GDI~**
I don’t need to be anonymous like most of you assholes. Marissa is a beautiful person with feelings. i dont know this GENA girl , so i’m not going to bash her. I have no prior knowledge of her or her life, so i am in no place to talk trash. but i do know brandon. and he is a skeez. i’m sure if any of you girls who are calling marissa fat and fake were in her situation, you would have gone a bit crazy too. try getting lied to, cheated on, and lead on for years, and then having EVERYONE put their 2cents in.
get over yourselves. none of you are in a place to judge marissa, gena, OR even brandon.
if you’re going to judge them, you’re the ones contributing to the drama. shut the fuck up. deal? k thanks.
You’re all sad. Really. Very very sad. I hope you all feel so much better about yourselves.
Next time your drama explodes, I’ll be the first one to call you fat and point out ever flaw you have.
leave marissa, gena, and brandon alone.
i don’t give a shit who’s right and who’s wrong.
shut. the . fuck . up.
wait, ya’ll are seriously attacking marissa when in the end brandons still the crackhead, alcoholic, scrub? good joke.
i think blind people can pull prettier girls than this joke of a guy.
What a homo
Hey, ya’ll don’t say that.