THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since you are a world renowned expert on judging beautiful women, I thought I would run this one by you. This snapper Chloe is instant boner status. She used to date this loser drug dealer for years!!! Once they broke up, she really came out of her shell, if you catch my drift. I think she might be your type. She could wake a dead mens greg, I would say U of A has some fine women, but she has to be at the top of the list.. My question to you is, would you?
Answer: No, didn’t she graduate in 2008 (according to her face). Her Asian nose bothers me and her breasts sag.