U of A Has The Hottest Girls
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since you are a world renowned expert on judging beautiful women, I thought I would run this one by you. This snapper Chloe is instant boner status. She used to date this loser drug dealer for years!!! Once they broke up, she really came out of her shell, if you catch my drift. I think she might be your type. She could wake a dead mens greg, I would say U of A has some fine women, but she has to be at the top of the list.. My question to you is, would you?
Answer: No, didn’t she graduate in 2008 (according to her face). Her Asian nose bothers me and her breasts sag.










U of A doesn’t have the “hottest” anything. The campus is essentially in Mexico, the women are average and people usually strive to leave Tucson, not move to it.
tucson is a beautiful place. people just want to leave because its hot.
Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt.
What’s this??
A rather decent looking woman that does not live up to the DOLT standard???
she looks like a praying mantis
or a horse.
I would like to take a moment to laugh at the chick with the sex hair.
Pretty obvious self post…this chick is average at best…
self-post..
this girl is not attractive at all, horse face.
hot? NOT! stringy hair and large forhead. NOT what i’d call hot! I always felt sorry for tucson men. They just don’t have anything to compare the woman to down there (cause no one wants to live in Tucson or STAY there) so they think the ugly looking woman look “hot”
she look like Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt, a praying mantis and a horse had sex and gave birth to this girl
She has man face….
Nik summed it up perfectly. I spotted the asian nose a mile away and the saggy breasts are clear as day.
I know Chloe from class. She actually is gorgeous. But more importantly she isn’t a bitch or stupid. She’s doesn’t run around in a group of sorority sisters yelling about how drunk she was last night. She also isn’t majoring in Retail and Consumer Science or Communications. She’s majoring in Molecular and Cellular Biology an she has a 3.8 GPA. She’s smart and hot. I doubt this is a self-post but if it is I’d like to see you all post your photos up here to be scrutinized by an ugly asshole who used to be FAT.
Omg Chloe is the sweetest girl ever and these comments are bullshit. I know her pretty well along with her friends and they’re all amazing people. She’s gorgeous and smart and I’m thankful she’s a friend of mine. Get a life and stop trying to point out on a pretty girl.
This girl, “leather-face” tried to get in my boyfriend’s pants many of times. Shitty person inside and out. #fakehairdon’tcare?