THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what we have here is without a doubt, the biggest poser/douchebag that there ever has been in Northern Colorado, if not the whole state. “DJ Dane Quay” as he calls himself is 105 lbs of feminine, compulsive liar, 30k millionaire all rolled into one. He currently drives an Acura, but is constantly tweeting stupid bullshit like “Help twit fam, trying to decide between the Bugatti or a vintage Aston.” Yeah. Right. Like you could afford either of those, ever. If you have so much money why don’t you go buy something a little better then an Acura? Oh that’s right because you don’t have shit and you are a poser and a 30k millionaire tops. He is constantly lying to everyone around him, talking about how he has already “made it” and how he is an architect and he designed this and this, but a simple google search brings up nothing but his homo-erotic Facebook fan page that he had to make for himself. His DJ-ing skills consist of wiring up his laptop and pressing play on his “sick” play-list. He is also constantly bragging about how he can get any girl he wants, taken or single, and how he would put them up in his “three story loft” all alone because he is just sooooo busy being a “socialite” in a small college town. Your rent is $1200 a month retard, whoopty-f*cking-doo you big baller you. So you banged a few whores, wow, so did everyone else in the Fort. Get it through your head gay-boy, the only reason anyone even talks to you is for free drinks or to skip the line at one of the sh*tty bars in Fort Collins. He acts like he has millions of dollars in the bank, but he wears the same gucci belt and same true religion homo jeans every night. Put this idiot on blast Nik, maybe that will get him out of the closet where he belongs.

He’s got a serious case of short man syndrome, his laptop must look like body armor when he carries it around.- nik