What Do You Think About OC Blondie Tessa Elizabeth
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I wanted to show you this girl that I’ve been noticing lately around Orange County. She goes by the name of Tessa Elizabeth. She’s currently living in Orange County and has been working at those Vietnamese Coffee Houses where the waitresses dress in lingerie and bikinis. She also did some modeling for Import Turner, BDazzled Swim Wear, and other lingerie lines. Word is although she acts like a h*e by working at coffee houses, she actually is nice and not stuck up. Also, based on her photos she hangs out with only Asians. She’s currently dating a dancer by the name of Dumbo who’s from Poreotics, the dance crew that won in the last season of America’s Best Dance Crew. By the age of 21, she’s worked at least 4 different Vietnamese coffee shops, has had breast implants, and buys shoes that are worth $900 a pair. Oh yeah, she isn’t a natural blonde but I am sure you would like her better as a blonde anyway. So, would you with this false blondie and if not give me at least two reasons why. Thanks!
Answer: No, she smells like noodles by default.
Is this a self post? Why does the poster use such retarded vocabulary?
Deeeffff self post. “she buys shoes that are $900 a pair” Bahahaha okee…
Wow. For someone that just notices someone else, you sure seem to know all the details. Listen sagging fake tits, everyone knows this is a self post and no one cares about you. You may want to think about cutting that hideous Partridge family mother hair cut.
SELF POST
self post. btw your hideous. just sayin
DC name: Math Club
Moooooooootor boat them puppies……..
zipperheads
the asian guy with the fake glasses is forgy, i decide
“By the age of 21, she’s worked at least 4 different Vietnamese coffee shops, has had breast implants, and buys shoes that are worth $900 a pair.”
Damn, all by the age of 21? WOW. AT LEAST 4 different Vietnamese coffee shops, what an accomplished young lady.
There’s nothing wrong with this chick being feverish.
What is wrong is definitely what you said. She thinks moving from coffee shop to coffee shop is an accomplishment. The fact that it’s the only thing on her list that is a source of income and that the other items are about heavy spending suggests she’s escorting.
Now to actually be nice, she’s hot with that short hair.
I ditched her 3 weeks ago because her vag smelled like rotten pelican, fish shit.
most pathetic attempt at posting yourself.
if you’ve just been noticing he around OC there’s no way in hell you’d know how much she spends on a pair of shoes, who she’s dating, what dance crew he’s from (selling him much?) and how long she’s worked at “vietmenese coffee shops”
really pathetic.
Most definitely a self-post. Let’s do the math:
Breast implants and Louboutin shoes on coffee slaves wages. Yep…we might have a porta potty on our hands.
Great rack tho…
She’s hott but has a serious case of the “yellow fever” I wouldn’t take my chances.
Self post, looks cheesy, but tell your asian friend on the left that she is cute
Keep the hair short. You look hot with short hair. You self posted so Im sure youll read the comments too. Gorgeous girl!!
Self post and a loser self post. Otherwise the person posting should be in jail for stalking.
This girl is garbage. A complete nothing in OC. Couldn’t even get into Landmark.
I agree with Hammer. All FOBs back on the boat. OC is way over FOBulated. There are no more tech jobs to steal and HB1 visas have been abused for way too long. Wake up America before this entire country smells like noodles!
Take it from someone who grew up in Little Saigon and is not Vietnamese: stop dating Asian guys. They will cheat on you with Asian girls. Or use Asian porn to masturbate with. You’ll always be second string. Asian men love big boobs. I’m not sure why though because no Asian woman has them naturally. That’s the only thing that will keep them coming. That and they’ll want to say they did a white girl. It will make the Asian girls jealous of you and want to sleep with your Asian man as revenge on you. Trust.
So true. Asian girls have no shame when it comes to stealing men.
Wow, now that’s speaking from a whore that’s been stuffed once too many times by Asian guys!
Oh no! Calling a girl a whore! So original and imaginative!
Been there and the pie hole smelled horrible!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE
WOW what a lame self post!!!! she is nice but not too bright plus i hear dumbo is cheating on her with at least two skanks lol
White girls haven’t figured out that it’s a disgrace to surround yourselves with nothing but asians. Those voices you hear…they’re all the people laughing at you.
Why is she hanging out with these stupid islanders?
probably because these islanders aren’t jealous haters.
What’s there to be jealous of? You wear designer clothes that your parents pay for while they’re late on their bills (cause you islanders are materialistic).
You have crazy inferiority complex from being colonized and occupied for as long as any generation of your family knows.
Not only are almost all of you small in stature, your Napoleon complex from that is also annoying.
You forgot to add that they incorrectly refer to themselves as Pacific Islanders when in actuality they are ASIAN. They are so self-loathing they can’t even own up to their ethnicity. They wish they were Black, and the closest way to claim “hood” status is saying you’re a Pacific Islander. I remember helping a Filipino woman at work whose 9 year old daughter was coloring in her notebook “Holla at ya gurl!” Seriously?? You’re Asian, accept it.
You’d loathe yourself too if the clunk of islands country you were from has never been free for as long as you or any living generation of your family can remember.
These Asian islanders suffer a massive complex from this, their stature, and other factors. This leads them to be materialistic because everyone who doesn’t see their paycheck or house will think they are well off because they drive expensive cars and wear designer clothes.
PS – Filipina females loathe themselves so much they will date even a dirty white guy long before they date even the most respectable, well-employed, cultured, Asian man.
****Gotta love my comment, NOODLES would be italian if anything. Asians look the best without makeup the most natural and cute then sultry with makeup. every asian is different some are mixed but no one can stereotype one asian just like are all blondes the same are all brunettes german? no. PLUS Please do your RESEARCH there are no different races scientifically. Cant stress it enough, there are only variations of peple everyone today is mixed basically and the only people who considered themselves white BACK THEN were protestant ENGLISH who is that these days? even germans were not cnosidered white to them OR THE IRISH. Thats how stupid it is they were just ignorant and didnt know better, everyone came from one tribe back in the day so its kind of stupid to be living in the US who you need to be thankful of immigration EVERYONE SHOULD except native americans. Most asians in the states have lived here all their lives.
MOST BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE VERY PLAIN AND LOOK BEAT WITHOUT THEIR CAT EYED WANNABE MAKEUP AND SMOTHERED ON MAC MAKEUP AND LINER. Search it online ALEXIS VOGEL makeup systems its what the porn stars use
The blonde lady is ugly because he rboobs are fake, most women assume if they have implants that they are not saggy too, her hair is way too white too. Other than that who cares
Ronn, you couldn’t score with any blondes or brunettes because you have no game. Stick in the minor leagues, scab. It suits you. You are just made because most of the top talent with the fake boobs and the killer bodies just walk by you while you are drooling.
Don’t be a hater. Just know your level and stay there. Leave the heavy lifting for those with bigger muscles.
Heavy lifting? Lol. Hammer is a chubby chaser. And probably a closet forgy like all the other meatheads at the gym. And with a name like Hammer, I’m probably right.
Just some hussie with some ta ta’s who likes spicy tuna
It’s not nice, to smell like sushi and rice. Get out of the gutter, white girl.
Look at this self post by this whore hahahah.
You should see the youtube video she made in front of Dumbos young fans. Complete innapropreite.
It’s funny how most of the posts on here are from people who are just hating.. Most likely female aha…
dumbo woop woop