THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is my wife and I know you like blondes as much as I do, so I thought I would see what you think. We’re from the Midwest, but shes def cute for around here. She even looks pretty without much makeup on. Would You?
Answer: No, you need a new wife, trade her in for a new model. She looks like and old Mexican.
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LOL dude i think its great and all you think your wifes hot, but keep her to yourself…………..
She looks like she could suck a mean Gregg.
Boing! agreed
she look nice
Gross!!! Self post…those picture were a terrible choice!!!
I hate to say you deserved that. There is no way in the world I would throw my wife out there for public scrutiny. I really have trouble trying to figure people out sometimes.
She’s your wife,She is special to you.
LOL agreed.
What the f*ck. She is pretty? Wow.
Your wife will be proud that you need a shit stained Arab for approval of your wife.
What a loser.
BTW your wife looks like a cheap Cholo that needs multiple gregs.
You call her a blonde? At least tell her to bleach the roots.
She’s actually really pretty!
Least she’s not photoshopped looks nice
Uh that;s because normal people age. Theres nothing wrong with this average, older woman.Shayne is AVERAGE as all hell. But still way out of your league. You need to be eating some damn humble pie Nik. You are by no means ugly but a FAR cry from handsome. It’s funny how you can judge looks when yours are very sparce. I pity your daughter. I can imagine instead of a car for her 16th birthday it’ll be +2′s.
what kind of hillbilly sends a picutre of their wife, ew.
she’s gorgeous and probs have a great personality.. why would op care what nik says? it’s op’s frikkin wife and he married her for love, why is it important if nik would bang his wife or not..? please, i would not bang shayne even if i got paid for it, she’s braindead, has +2′s that’s way to big for her body and head, is all fake and has weird teeth & smile..
Since you don’t know—your “wife” is a tranny!
Why do husband’s post their wives? It’s such a bad idea. Save your wife the emotional trauma and don’t post her, she’ll get ripped apart, not by Nik-but by the commenters. I feel sorry for this girl, she has horrible eyebrows.
LOL
Your husband’s a real beauty for posting you on here. I’d trade in HIS ASS for a newer model ASAP.
I think she’s pretty-midwest or not. She doesnt look happy though-whats going on there? I dont think you need a trade in.
Your wife is very ‘hard’ on the eyes …
Why do You put down Mexicans?
Idk what thinking Nik but she looks hot to me! Def not Mexican and clearly u said a new model, so obv she has looks that u would even say model. To the husband, good job for a Midwest wife. She isn’t fat and looks like a nice lady.
She just needs some fillers for the lines from nose to lips (laugh lines) she has to grow in her eyebrows and get them done by a professional and some lips. Probably needs braces since no smiling photos. Spend some money on surgery for her before trading her in! he must think she is hot if he was bold enough to submit her so awww thats sweet he loves her that much!! *but likely a self post Restalyn is $600 will take off 5 years. Ask Nik he has the best surgeon info.
I wouldn’t even give her a facial. And I am fat.
says the dude with bleached 90s hair who looks like the biggest beaner
Why would you post pics of your wife for an idiot and other idiots to judge from all over the world? Hope your feelings don’t get hurt…and better hope your wife doesn’t see this.
An old mexican that just retired from the donkey show!
Nik, so mean! I would say she should soften up her eyebrows and smile more
Do not listen to what nik says. All he judges on is looks even though he sort of looks like a fat mexican himself. Im sure your wife is a great person, you married so u must think so.
joking? she looks cute? she has a very strong face like she is in her period mode? angry look? no lips and and she looks old too… i have to tell you guys Detroit has the worse beat up looking women and men! I like here and I lucky got myself a italian man (from Italy) that got transfer here and we are counting the days to move out and never look back! Detroit is the white trash paradise.
so true. detroit should be demolished
i would tag it bud, would you mind?
Super sexy!!!!! Wtg! She prolly not smiling to just be more serious looking but yea she’s hot!
Seriously? What did you (the idiot who sent this in) expect Nik to say?? If you love your wife and think she’s hot… more power to ya, but Nik calls hot girls on here ugly. Did you think your wife had a shot at even being considered remotely good looking for this website?
Nope and we know you aren’t either. There are never any hot girls posted on here. You’re crazy.
Why would you put your wife on the dirty? seriously… smh…
it’s obviously fake. no guy in their right mind would post something looking like that and expect us to not crap all over it.
Who puts their wife up on a website to be judged by complete strangers??? You must be a real winner there OP.
i would F%$# the SH$T out of ur wife bro
Totally hot man u r lucky!
Why do blondes or plain brunettes do this with their eyebrows to get a exotic or cat look, it just looks MANLY. Bad sloping shoulders too. Her eyes are too deepset to be wearing those dark colors.
She looks like “and” old mexican eh nik? Not “an” old mexican? One would think that sociopathic you would at least not be a conplete moron And could hire someone to write your awfulness at least with proper grammar. The internet world knows you have a small shriveled useless weiny. Its ok though this cool website compensates it.
At what age does nik look in the mirror and realize the magnitude of douche that embodies him? I hope this pathetic man does not have any kids because the world doesnt need any chance at another nik whoever you are. You are why osama bin laden hated america and our economy is so horrible. Some lawyer please bankrupt this douche
I think she is pretty
Nasty! But I’d hit it!