THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Melissa Amber Dawn on here again, tell me what the hell is she thinkin?! What’s your hourly rate h*e? I can’t stand her and we all know how jealous of Picasso she is. But there is a huge difference between both of them, Picasso is hot and Melissa is beat.
Melissa actually looks like a real Playmate.- nik
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Have some f*cking respect for yourself! What do your parents think about these disgusting pictures you take of yourself? Seriously… think about how you make yourself look by putting those nasty pics on FB begging for attention. Were you not hugged enough as a child??? ….or maybe daddy “hugged” you a little TOO much – you’ve got issues bitch.
Hahahaha! Yeah, its a good thing emotional scars dont show, cause this sloot would be disgusting!
10, 10, 20 bitch, thats how much it cost to see Melissa’s clit.
Haha ya or what does her boyfriend think about the pics and all different random guys commenting.. Nasty girl.. Shes fat and doesn’t even have an ass
Too bad the 8 grand, plus 2′s fake tits don’t come with 8 ounces of self respect and self esteem … Asshe has none and she has the asss and hips of a 13 year old !!!
I have never seen such a waist on a woman! how can the ass be so flat? she literally has the worst body I have ever seen. well we all see those plus2s lol
k usually nik, i agree with you, you can tell the difference between hot and NOT. But obviously your visually challenged if you think , of all girls, THIS ONE looks like a playmate. get a pair of glasses, the sewer called its rats back.
He was kidding….. If you haven’t noticed playmates have gone downhill. If anyone had a brain they would see that this girl is gross. She got fake boobs instead of lipo. Her face is beyond repair. And she is a topless server at a strip club or dancer…. Hoe
anyone can be a playmate nowadays
Is she single? Damn!
I find Mel to be really pretty, she does her hair much better then “Picasso”
“then”
her ass is terrible…shoulda got bum implants
Is there such a thing as bum implants? Should be well worth it. She’s got indian ass.
she`s thinking shes hot lol..
she has no ass though…baby got back…just back.
Where do I find this girl?
teasers.
you can find her at cocaine alley with the rest of the strippers at Teasers
wow. this chick has a mans body. wheres her hips n ass?
Melissa is f**king sexy.. shes not as dense as Picasso is. Melissa actually is a nice girl… Naked or not…
P.S. Its a Flat rate.. not Hourly… Jealous B*tches
HA, this must be Laura … PROUD to be a stripper… atta girl
dude this chick is stupid as shit… picasso is a sexy gurl, this chick here is just nasty
Picasso is an attention whore.. If it wasn’t for her “cry wolf” story in the news paper. this site wouldn’t be such a hit in winnipeg..
Now its full of losers who dont have the balls to say shit to anyones face.. Way to re-invent the Internet Tough guy!
F*gs
Everybody forgot about Picasso and her schnozz. Please don’t post yourself again Sammy Jo. Teasers actually makes sense. Melissa is like a parking ticket. She has FINE written all over. Grow some self confidence and quit being jealous.
umm, she takes her clothes off for a living. She’s like a hooker, but just a tiny bit more respectable.
holy! someones jus fckn jealous. I’m a straight chick & I jus know she’s a hottie! Melissa jus needs to get a real job tho. Teasers is dirtyyy. & all the chicks that work there are straight coke heads. You can do better Melissa. & don’t let these girls who post u bring u down
It’s about time you(Nik) actually said something nice about someone. Melissa is delicious. And real. Oh wait… “real” isn’t celebrated on this site.
Lmfao! Real? Thats probably one of the worst boob jobs I’ve seen on this site…she should sue somebody. Nasty.
dece cutter!!! lol
lmao, who takes a picture of their ass like that?
what ass? Looks like a pancake!
Once a nice normal girl from a small town, now a filthy wh*re stripping and waving that big moose knuckle and bolt on’s around, what a waste.
Greasy teasers pig just like all the rest, and wow not only can you buy a private show from this sloppy b*tch, sopping wet at all times, slut!
Have you ever seen Hank Hills concave ass ?
….. Well you did now.
Mommy and Daddy would be so proud…
LMAO TEASARS IS A DIRTY PLACE XAVIER I DID YOUR WIFE LITTLE DID YOU KNOW CANT WAIT TO BE BACK NEXT WEEK
ha! Robin slept with one of the bouncers there like 2 yrs ago, but Xavier didn’t do anything ’cause Robin gives him an allowance and pays all his bills while he sits at home all day!!
don’t forget to include that he sits at home all day cause hes a stay at home dad, while Robin screws dudes. But once the kids are grown up, Xavier will be gone also, he’s just waiting and putting up with it all till then… I know
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH Robin MAN Rich.. Lmfao that dirty skeeze bag! Biggest loser junkie I’ve EVER met! Can’t wait Til the nasty bitch gets busted driving her intoxicated ass home. When your own boyfriend whines about having to constantly keep his bitch’s tits in her shirt, LMFAO! Straight TRASH
Suck my greg.
Robin is the biggest bitch ever. She looks like Ronald McDonald and has MAN HANDS. She is freakin gross. I can’t believe anyone would be touching this man.
stay at home dad my ass!! what about the 2 years he didn’t work before his kid was born?? oh yeah!! he was under house arrest for dealing pepsi!!
XAVIER’s name doesn’t show under the Manitoba Court Registry – probably cuz he’s a RAT, just like COREY CADOTTE. Thats how he never got busted!!
well I don’t condone that type of income source, but its chicks like this melissa that support it by purchasing it
She wanted me to take her home one night after teasers. She’s so easy
Robin was all over every guy at Whiskey Dix a few months back, when her and Xavier were fighting. She was getting rammed those days. Remember Xavier, all the times she said she was “staying at her moms place”.
Leave Robin alone. She’s done nothing wrong!
Robin’s was banging Ray Rybachuk for the longest time. Just a little secret everyone knows.
Shes the worst lay ever!
Robin looks like a duck with the fake botox lips. All the superb dancers make fun of her. Quack!
What a bunch of arrogant people.. i bet half of you are on her f**king facebook.. Like give your heads a shake.. Yes the DIRTY is here for enjoyment, but its not here to make people feel like they’re peices of shit..
Some people work in Gas stations and Huff Fumes all day..
Some people work in Morgues and play with dead bodies,
Some people just plain like to sit on their ass and collect welfare cheuqes..
Moral is, Who cares what the hell she does for a living. shes got a body to be proud of. and might i add.. She’s also probably the only NON Supurb dancer to go on stage and make more money by getting JUST TOPLESS, then most girls do by getting butt naked and shoving their snatch in peoples faces..
CHECKMATE!
DJ
Men are so simple.
I like this response.
i wouldnt be proud of having an 8 year olds boy ass if i was a stripper.
Well she is. Maybe you’re just insecure?
bahaha!
umm, she takes her clothes off for a living. She’s like a hooker, but just a tiny bit more respectable. She’s still garbage at the end of the day.
CHECKMATE!
Shes a stripper at a dump of a club and does private shows for dirty natives. She does it for her next fix that the bouncers and Redlined sell her.
don’t you illiterates EVER read the f’ing paper–the redlined got FLATLINED last week–they’re ALL in jail or under peace bonds. stop snorting f’ing shitty dirtypeg coke and read the paper or watch the news.
BAHAHA! Give it up you’re a loser just like she is too RICK
Esjay want-to-be…keep trying but you don`t have Esjay`s natural beauty!
didn’t she get a boob job and nose job? That’s what you call natural? lmao
AND extentions, fake nails, coloured contacts as well as fake bake. Yeah, that’s a “natural beauty” alright.
Esjay was beautiful before all the work…thus natural beauty!
Nothing natural about her thus called “plastic” beauty if you can even call that thing beauty. Troy your so obsessed you should know better, out of all people that she’s NOT natural. Not anymore, LOSER. Haha! Get your fucking facts straight mr.obsessed with esjay. You must be pretty fucking stupid to think Esjay is natural with all that disgusting plastic. She totally ruined herself.
clearly you don’t know the meaning of “natural” and “beauty” go back to fucking school, dumb fuck.
for the record, Esjay is plastic, not natural.
And I quote you, “Troy says:
Esjay was beautiful before all the work…thus natural beauty!” Maybe she did have natural beauty BEFORE but not any longer. THUS NOT NATURAL BEAUTY! Now shove a can in your piehole before you hurt yourself even more.
wow considering Esjays plastic and not to mention uglier than ever. Troy, you end up looking stupider and stupider each comment that I read from you. You must have dropped out in gr2, im assuming..
Even my nephew knows the difference between natural and plastic, and he’s only 4.
she’s the best… you are all idiots LOL
I don’t think Nik meant the “she actually looks like a playmate” as a compliment, playboy is not known for having the hottest girls that’s for sure. They have Lindsay Lohan on the cover for god’s sake!
nik is talking shit cuz playmates these days are beat.. too bad shes even morebeat then them by a looong shot shes never been hot,mayb avg at best like look at ur ass wtf., u dont even have a cute face… just fake tits like u aint shit lol
The more comments I read, the more concerned I am about the future of this country (USA). All of you need to get on the online dictionary and read up on “Sarcasm” do it now!!!!!
no ass and really bad +2.. yuuck
I like how she’s pushing her boobs together to hide the refund gap.
she gave me a shitty head
MOOOOO
Love this girl she’s adorable! Haters!!
I don’t no this girl, but i feel very very sorry for her, she has lost all her morals & self respect.. Poor girl……..
any girl who would do this to herself & be proud of it needs professional medical help, I really hope she gets help asap. She really thinks People are jealous of her I think more of them are trying to open her eyes to what she has done to herself, I don’t no her but please everyone tell her to get some HELP!!
this girl has a website?
link?
18 and 19 year old strippers!!! that nasty skank laura that melissa is working with should be up here too.
nasty girls work at teasers!!!
what do you want at a peeler joint???
u homo?
What does she do at teasers? waitress or stripper?
Shes the pepsi snorting bitch is what she does. That place is drug central. The gangsters Redlined crew run that place and pimp the girls in the back rooms.
There are no back rooms anymore. There haven’t been for years. Clearly u have NO clue what ur talking about. You all bitch and moan that she’s a stripper, well you would really only know what she was doing IF U WERE THERE… “Blah blah blah, I hate strippers, dirty this dirty that… OWW OWW YEA SHAKE IT BABY HERE’S 10$!”…. You all know you come there to see ass and tits, and then u whine on the dirty about it..? Lmao. LOSERS
Melissa must have some very proud parents!
Gross, take my advice: delete her off Facebook. Or you can’t afford to deplete the amount of “Facebook friends” you have?
u idiot her fb is public
i don’t have her on facebook, but after looking up her name on facebook all these pictures are there for the world to see.
I’ve never noticed this chick before…. still wont
I do, I walk into teasers and sit down and throw loonies at them, which they pick up and wiggle away with
LMFAO. That’s the best response ever! You just threw it back in this bitches face!
its funny how people always say “im gonna come in there and throw pennies at them”
too bad i’ve never seen ANYONE do it cause they all know damn well they’d get their asses beat.
so lets stop trying to act all tough and pretending you did something that you sure as f**k didn’t.
Actually, I remember this chick, when ever she came around our table, id just offer her a loonie for everytime she jumped up and down in front of us, worked out to a 5 dollar bill each time.. she said her back hurts and could only do that many jumps each time.
Wana Etuk molested me !!!
she was ok…now i’m just annoyed with the naked pictures all over my news feed if i wanted to see naked girls id go look at porn.
Melissa, what has your life come to? You take off your clothes at Teasers for money from some dirrrty indians. Classy Girl.
No, she takes off her clothes for the white ownership of teasers… the only thing indians have done with this Melissa is tell her to “shake it baby shake it!” and provide her with money in return, if she spends it on coke thats her problem.
Did Johnny “Blaze” Amos finally get busted by the cops? He was Winnipegs biggest pepsi dealer to the strippers.
Johnny Blaze Amos is back on the street and drug dealin already, but they took all his cell phones, so it will be a short delay in getting the white stuff to all the strippers at Teasers. Only a matter of time before he’s back in jail. Keep up being Winnipeg’s douche bag.
U call THAT playmate…? Better go get yourself a real job Nik, you’re slipping fast…
yahhhh her ass is so sick…even those tits..worst titty job ever…plus that stomach makes me wanna puke
She has everything but an ass
lmfao!! she bought her “playmate” undies at giant tiger!! claaaaassy
Not a bad person. Just loves attention and thinks she is hotter than she really is. She’s average with huge boobs so everyone notices those before they notice her face is only okay.
whats ur digits girl
Again with the garlic sausage lips
A playmate with no ass lmao
again youre pathetic. grow up. shes gorgeous. stop hating on her because of it
You should all check out Brandy Reicker on twitter or better yet ask good Ol Melissa about her