Why The PAC-12 Will Always Suck

April 13, 2012 Boulder, Colorado, The Dirty 22 6,796 Views

Biggest Skanks in the Pac-12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell me why these girls even get the slightest attention from other guys. Yeah sure, they’re “talented” track runners, but look at them. Sad to say their normal, everyday outfits aren’t any hotter than these train wreck halloween slut-stumes. Emily (left) is a stupid barbie whose blonde hair isn’t fooling anyone. She also needs to take a break from the tanning bed. Lainey is in desperate need of a nose job. Eileen is the little gremlin looking one who is every dudes drunken hook up. And Bridgette is the hopeless idiot whose boyfriend deserves better. Combined they make up the nation’s sluttiest sprinters! God save us.

Guess the girl who submitted this… yup, chicks from Boulder are that stupid.- nik