World’s Most Beautiful Woman
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the scientists at the University of St. Andrew’s School of Psychology declared this woman to be the most beautiful woman in the world after she won a natural beauty contest. Apparently her face is perfectly nearly perfectly proportional and the ratios between her eyes and nose and ears are all “scientifically ideal”. So of course I want to know, would you?
Answer: No, she has a cut on her lip. What do hairy old scientist know about beauty? They don’t study it like me on a daily basis… (Note to self: never send Press to St. Andrew’s). The only thing worth looking at on this girl are her eyes which aren’t even light enough to get me off.
Could have sworn your (Nik) wife’s eyes are brown…
Nik you are dead on.
uhhhh they said most beautiful natural…. not ur totally everything fake… prime example… wire transfer..hot after all types of work done… NATURAL is the key word.. her eyes beet shit brown eyes anyday!
there retarded too…. in this picture (looking at it) her right lip is higher than her left in her smile. along with a dimple on the right side and not one on her left…
They’re*. Dumbass.
thats because she’s smirking, dumbass.
uhhh ohhh looks like there’s some grammar nazis on the loose! Watch out, they’re trying to prove their intelligence on a gossip blog!
Hey Nik,
I think you should hold a contest for the perfect woman!
I NEVER like to disagree with Nik our Oracle of Wisdom but on this one He must have been in a bad mood when he wrote his Supreme Opinion?
She is ALMOST as attractive as Shayne.
This chick blows Shayne out of the water, are you kidding?
Agreed. I wouldn’t even let Shayne the dog lick my balls, well..maybe.
Raciss is all I see here racissum.
Where is one of the fine blacks women none of us seem to want.
300 pounds of good lovin wit a rump da size of a silverback?
Racist and racism. It’s not a black and white world. So if they don’t put up a white woman, it needs to be a black woman? What about indian, east asian, south american….?
boring, dull, quietly orgasmic, if orgasmic at all. resembles a content soccer mom where her only worry is whether she should go to the hairdresser’s and get bangs next time.looks like she makes a mean tuna casserole.
A MAN had surgery to re-attach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off.
Greek Goddess 63, has appeared in court accused of the gruesome attack on Frederick J. Farkel.
Farkel 75, had to dial 911 for an ambulance but was in so much pain it was difficult for operators to understand what he was saying. The couple had returned to his double wide after a drunken night out when the attack is said to have happened at 4am.
Paramedics who arrived contacted police due to the severity of his injuries and The Goddess was arrested.
Self-employed Farkel who has a hot dog cart in Spokane needed emergency surgery after the incident in Spokane and spent days recovering from injuries to his genitals and an arm before he was released from
His comment concernin the attack was ” I am sure going to think twice about stabbing a hot dog to get it to the bun in my future sales”.
love it!!!! more, please!!
You’re such an idiot.
you’re an idiot.
Nobody in Sctland knows sh*t about anything but golf.
Also, what’s with the hack blush job?
Don’t be so harsh on her.
That is the very same blush job your momma does between her legs before stepping out on your Papa?
Dubbie: does what you wrote make any sense to you?
horrible hair style
Those scientists were on drugs. Her eyebrows don’t even match and her top lip is the same size as her bottom. Also, her left eye doesn’t open as much as her right. ****ing quack geezers.
she has a fat girl face. this is proof that britain is full of ugly people.
…and a lazy eye
SHE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL! if you think about nature, measurements/symmetry don’t matter. the most beautiful flower, tree, mountain, etc. aren’t symmetrically perfect.
Nike is a self-hating hajji who won’t come out of the closet
Your wives eyes are brown loser. Guess you put a bag over her head every time.
I wouldn’t even look twice at this girl if I saw her anywhere
Snooki is Prettier than this lmao
So the most perfect woman is a white blue-eyed blonde? Hitler was right?
And she has no symmetry whatsoever. Her face is lopsided.
They are not talking about skin color or eye color. They were simply talking about facial features and the proportions of her features, ratios in between.
Don’t be fooled. They’re very much talking about her white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes. The all american/british is what these quacks think is perfection. It’s booooooooooooooring. Guess I’d rather be exotic than perfect, by their standards.
You’re lopsided.
Natural Lip Injections? Not a cut
Looks way better than your ugly ass wife.
Why is this tagged in Orlando/UCF? She’s from the U.K.
Midwest soccer mom look is “in” now?!??
So many haters. I would like to see some pictures of the people posting some of this shit. Probably ugly hags.
Clearly by they evaluated perfection using textbook symmetry and overall stereotypical beauty attributes, like a slim straight nose, semi-plump lips, which is probably right in the sense that she has a near-perfect face but that doesn’t make her the most beautiful girl in the world and the articles that published this just made that header up to gain page views.
Take any of those stupid “Omg most perfect woman that we’ve generated on a computer using 10 Hollywood actresses and singers” examples. I’ve seen a dozen of those “bots” and none of them were remotely hot. They were pretty sure, but what makes most women hot is a special quirk, there are plenty of beautiful women with thinnish lips, or bigger than normal noses or odd facial shapes.
Just look at all the plastic whores like Fartdashians, Wire Transfer and Heidi from the Hills. They all have what you’d call perfect features (massive tits, fat lips, tiny noses) but I personally wouldn’t call a single one of them beautiful.
How does anyone find Wire Transfer hot? Her face looks like it was squished between a door.
she needs some highlights or something to add a little “spark” to her look. She isnt ugly by any means…but very blah…
Kinda jessica Beallish to me
I think the idea of the world’s most beautiful woman, wether picked by scientist, a website or some magazine is irrelevant because everyone has a different idea of what beautiful is. Personally I think she’s very pretty.
Admitting, and I have a harsh detailed eye, she looks fine. I am happy to see women with such big eyelids or deep set eyes going a more natural look, it looks best and prettiest. However, her dang lip bothers the crap out of me. Her freckles are very natural and gorgeous too.
Her eyes are uneven. One is smaller than the other and her smile is off.
So I didn’t know having light eyes is a pre req for beauty you sound like hitler nick and you sound crazy your whole family including you has brown eyes you need help good GOD
You sound like a nazi nick your who family has brown eyes