THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Patrick H. He is the most annoying self centered conceited asshole I’ve ever known. He thinks he’s so fresh and thinks he’s so much better than everyone else he meets. It is so intolerable. He has no job and just lives off his mom, how pathetic is that. Since he can’t get any attractive girls he tries to hook up with all the beat looking ones but even most of them know better. He treats every girl like a piece of sh*t, purposely makes them feel bad, and his dick is the size of a baby carrot.
I have never seen a guy hold a cell phone with two hands before… that must mean he pees with two hands as well.- nik