A 60 Million Dollar Contract Would Make Me That Confident As Well
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out new MLB star pitcher for the Texas Rangers Yu Darvish and his new modeling shots. The dude signed a 60 mil contract for 6 years, has a few good major league starts and now all the sudden thinks he is some type of model. I’m pretty sure this is acceptable in Japan, but this is America Yu, don’t forget why they paid you so much money.
Who knew Asians had hairy legs?- nik
These aren’t new at all. Before he signed with Texas I googled to see who he was and they were already all over the internet
He is actually half Iranian hence his last name.
That would explain the hairy legs.
Who cares if they are new??? He totally looks like a catcher.
…ew
ASians give up on being attractive it will never happen!
Haha in your dreams ! Asians got the hair, skin and brain. Our body type are always nice and slim . So fuck off.
Learn how to write before you talk about “brain”, DUMBASS!!!! Our body type “are”????
uh, nice try there 615. haha, classic failure.
Ok, Mr Asian.
Are you trying to hurt my feelings??
these are old… get a clue
i actually am attracted to short, hairy boys. they remind me of my dad.
same
He looks oddly like a younger Tom Hanks in that pic.
He’s half Iranian, from the homeland Nik. Plus, who is the doosh that submitted this. He has it backward. In america, everyone does this you moron, Japan is the conservative place. Good god, read a damn book you retard.
Ya cuz vending machines that sell women’s used underwear is very “conservative”. Also they love the shit eating porn. I’d have to say 2girls1cup was the most conservative move of all time. Go eat a conservative Japanese cock.
This would be my “fuck you i have $60,000,000″ pose too
LOL
I find him oddly sexy. Not so innocent.
Too tiny. I’d feel like I’m banging an underage kid.
this “kid” is 6’5″ 216 moron
Yoo and me used to suck each others pee pees back in gookville, and all i say is there is a reason he not show his! He has a horrible case of gook dick. His little mushroom cap is inverted. I bet he does real good with all the yard apes on texas team with giant nossles banging off knee while he walks around with towel everywhere.
Sum Dum, i used to bum hump Yoo so hard he would whistle when he walked. He really enjoyed that, and the best part was I that when I reciprocated it was like sliding a little pinky in your bum, almost pain free! We used to call him Yoo Goo for all the loads he swallowed.
Can’t wait til he plays in Trampa. I will blow this picture up when he’s pitching “Yu So SEXY”
he has a rice dick
he might be not a 100% asian but he for sure has the small d*ck like all of them!!!! is proven!!!!! I dated 2 asians, yes they can be handsome, usually make great money ,good style but they cant F*ck! horrible in bed and a very small d*ck.
It’s proven just because you dated 2 asians. LOL so it must be true of ALL asians. Go back to dating white boys cuz we wouldn’t want your dumb ass breeding with smart asians.
If gooky is not stretching you out enough then come on over to the dark side! I have 11 inches uncut, no job , rotten breath, yellow teeth, a stolen car, no money, no bank account, I sleep all day, i steal from hard workking folks at night, I am in a gang, i smoke anything that burns, Oh I almost forgot, I drain society for every spare dime imaginable whether I am in jail or on the streets because that is what we do. Can you guess what color I am?
Your better off with a dildo.. It’s a lot cheaper and never goes soft
He’s okay for an Asian guy.
Sum Dum and Yancy have been puffing on each other’s meat whistles. Sum Dum’s johnson is pretty small as it fts between Yancy’s front teeth.
Sexy face!!! But seriously surprised no one noticed the snaggle toes? Ewwww. Guys gotta have good lookin feet or byyye!