THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik is this a man???  I don’t usually find chicks online, I mean I toss around enough cash that they find me, not a baller by any means but I’m comfortable…anyway, saw this friend of a friend online and I had to meet her/him/it.  After a couple weeks of messaging back and forth it was D day, we were gunna meet.  I was going to pick her up and take her to a nice dinner and a few drinks.  After I pulled up I realized I was an idiot, I saw this creature walking around.  Luckily she didn’t see me pull in so I was able to make a clean getaway, I drove off having no doubt in my mind I just saw a man.  Well apparently I’m an assh*le, not that I really care since I’m never gunna talk to this “chick” again.  I’m sure I’ll get a message or two, or 12 once she/he sees this.  Seriously though, I almost went out with a man; partially shaved head, no chest and a jaw bigger then mine.  Please tell me I’m not crazy nik, it looked great in all its pics and then I saw it in person.  Then I re-looked at the pics and again realized i’m an idiot +its name is Che (wtf kinda name is that-clearly one he gave himself).   So nik, am I an idiot or is this not a man…Back to the old routine of buying the boys a round or two at the bar, you’re almost guaranteed to have a girl approach you in the next 5-10 minutes (granted they see you buying the drinks).

Does it really matter if he is a man? You are talking about Hollyweird where every guy is gay by default. Sleeping with this thing makes you cool. Call it back.- nik