THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, women should beware of this guy, Gustavo Oliverez. He’s an adult craigslist lurker who meets women to cheat on his ex. How do I know? I’m the ex. I was recently friends with a girl he cheated on me with and the stories he told us both were priceless! He thinks he’s God’s gift to women, while asking to borrow money. WTF??? And don’t end up pregnant because he will push you out of a moving truck to try and change that. Ahem! Have the scars to prove it. (FYI: Baby is still fine.) This guy is a loser, a liar and a coward. I hope the next woman he meets on Craigslist really “burns” him.

How do you cheat on somebody if they’re your ex…I don’t get it.- nik