THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is Camille Jo Walkinshaw, the biggest backstabbing b*tch at the University of Washington. We grew up together in Eatonville (a small town where everyone knows everyone) and got to be close friends, even slept with her a few times in high school. She has quite the attitude though and likes to backstab everyone. One day she’ll be your best friend and the next she’ll be spreading rumors about you. She’s hot and she’s good in bed but she’ll make you wish you never met her. She gave my friend her number and then called the cops when he texted her! People are only nice to her cause she’s hot and her parents are hella loaded and well known in Eatonville. Otherwise she’ll ruin your life all to make herself happy. PS: She needs to put on a few pounds. Skinny as f*ck.
She doesn’t know any better since she hasn’t felt the wrath of a good backstabbing, her backs to thick.- nik