THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rudy Rodiguez is the biggest man wh*re in San Antonio. He is 32 and in the local band called Pigweed that has been around for more then six years and has gotten no were he needs to be a man and get a real job. He works downtown in Rivercenter mall doing magic that’s were he gets girls. He is a pathetic alcoholic, he picks up girls in his car which is the only nice thing he has, gets them drunk or high them takes them to his dads house and fcks them. He try’s to sweet talk them and he even brings up his dead mother and makes himself look like a sweet guy but hes been playing his girlfriend with 4 other girls. He talks about having the biggest d*ck ever that thing is smaller then my pinky finger it takes him and hour to get it up he cant even make a girl cum every girl hes been with has fake there orgasims he f*cks everything that moves he is that pathetic. He is a old washed up rockstar!!!

Storage units = a couch surfers closet.- nik