THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for the second time I present Mike Brewer AKA the biggest tool in Athens. Brewer is what’s known as a TripleOG Porta Pottie. He’s been in the game so long, getting urinated on for years. He’s also a habitual thief. He showed up at his work one morning and discovered the store had been broken into but before he called 911, he backed his car up to the door and loaded up thousands of dollars worth of merchandise. He’s so cool that he had to buy the kegs to throw his own birthday party. What a loser. Congrats on buying a house in little Mexico. Maybe now your wife will close her legs and come home to you. Oh wait, that’s right, we just saw her ugly *ss downtown with an old guy. Keep on getting peed on player!
One looks into those eyes and you can tell he has forgy tendencies.- nik