THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid is Christchen “GucciKidd” Davis. Surprised he’s not already on this site due to sloring himself around. He’s a bum and a deadbeat. He uses girls for money, rides, and sex. And everything else he can get out of them. He never used to be like this. He used to be sweet and caring until his first baby mama, in which he purposely knocked up in order to keep her around and keep getting his way, gave him the world, then he decided he could get more. He’s an idiot. Now he has a second kid on the way with some random slore that he got with ’cause no one else wanted him at the time. He doesn’t take care of his first child and never even tries to see her. His first baby mama, Bethany, has begged and pleaded and done everything she possibly can to have him in is daughter’s life but his response is he’s always “too busy.” First time she got that response, he said Xbox and smoking K2 was more important than spending time with his precious little daughter. Poor little girl. HE even showed up to his own baby girl’s baby shower messed up. [Refer to second picture.] He also used Bethany for three years straight ’cause she was in love with him and he knew he could get whatever he wanted out of her. Yeah, she was naive, but he was her first love. So, you know how that goes, yeah? Anyways, he cheats on everyone and like I mentioned before, has a second child on the way. Or so Jennifer “Magenta” Carlson is telling everyone. Surprised this sloot isn’t on here, as well. But meanwhile, while their off and on DAILY relationship draws out, he sleeps around with a ton of underage sceenie-weenies and has every girl he comes across buy him things. He now has this competition going to see who can give him the best dome. And the thing is, ALL these little girls know it and are totally ok with it! Goes to show how low Independence females put themselves. He also has multiple pictures of him being stoned or drunk as all get out on his Facebook. Even some of him being messed up WHILE holding his daughter. Also has a picture of him holding that little girl in front of a bunch of empty Vodka bottles, and all his friends think it’s cute. Another thing, when his little girl was barely a month old, he got drunk and violent and almost dropped a closet door on her. Father of the Year award? Let’s not forget the time his daughter was crying right in front of him and Bethany’s current boyfriend got up to take care of her before her own father would. His excuse, “She’s a baby. She cries.” But when a baby cries for twenty minutes straight right after waking up, that CLEARLY means something. Not sit on your butt and play Xbox. He’s been to jail twice in the past two months and the judge recommends rehab, but his parents say, “He’s old enough to make his own decisions.” SO what does he do? Goes to more parties. He even recently fractured his foot, busted the side of his head open, and got a concussion from being messed up and falling off a balcony. Then got messed up the following weekend and tried strangling one of his “good friends.” Clearly nothing is going to help him straighten up if not even his daughter will. To all the little Future Dirty sloots that’s he’s sleeping around with, I HIGHLY recommend going to get yourself checked out.
Classic hipster. I bet he tightens his own pants.- nik