THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alex Gross a.k.a, “Clifford Notes” I’m his ex-girlfriend. This guy is so easy he’s always telling me about his ex girlfriends when we go out to clubs he points about twenty girls out and they all look like they paid money to get done up, and some of them just look like plain old garbage dumpsters. He’s dating a whale now. Anyway long story short, I know he emotionally and physically abused me a lot so ladies beware, he will fuck you and all your friends behind your back after he just completely ignores you. This guy is a f*ck up he claims that he works a lot even though all I see him do is go out to eat and walk around buying drugs and getting “more f*cked up and high” and go out to the sh*tty chicago clubs. Sadly, I think this 34-year-old still lives off mommy and daddy’s trust fund. He would humiliate me in front of my friends and some times groups of his friends would attack me too, not that I cared. He actually got his nick name from this ugly girl named cat she’s in the pictures too and she actually broke into his bed room when we were doing the dirty and pushed me off and tried sucking his dick in front of me so I punched her in the face, and left. That girl is nasty too. I haven’t talked to him since. This guy is just a disgusting person all around, he stinks and wears the same clothes everyday and is REALLY hairy. His friend Dana from Romania gave him the nick name “hoochie charm” and I must say yes, he definitely is and its not all that appealing if you ask me. The only way he can get laid is if he intoxicates girls enough, because that’s how guys minds work in Chicago. Long live Clifford Notes the “Hoochie Charm”

Sounds like he’s looking for a way out of the closet.- nik