Cosmo Magazine Is Meaner Than TheDirty.com

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was going through Cosmo and came across this page. They are straight up calling these hot sexy chicks “SKANKS” because they are walking billboards? Have none of the people that work there been to a Playboy Mansion party or any party down in southern California? Girls rock body paint all the time. Obvious they are fans of TheDirty because they are starting to copy you. I saw this picture on your website and you were much nicer.
I would never call a girl the word “Sk*nk”, it’s not in my nature.- nik









it sure as hell isn’t classy and the whole point of sexy vs. skanky is about subtlety not coming across as a whore. girls at playboy mansion parties or who ‘rock body paint’ instead of clothes are whores. end of story.
Skanky has nothing to do with whether someone is hot or not. Skanky = Cheap. Even whores can be classy.
Girl in the middle is GORGEOUS.
I take it you’re “girl in the middle”? Lol. As an outsider, the only even almost hot one is the blonde on right.
Ew. The “girl” in the middle is NOT gorgeous…she looks like a washed up cheap version of Carmen Electra. And that ain’t no girl! It looks like a freaking 38 year old woman!
*gross
THANK YOU
Yea that is skanky
Nik, you won’t call a girl a skank, but you will call her a sloot (slut)
Your pathetic
Sad, when did beauty turn into starve yourself and insert plastic into.your chest? Not real women’s bodies.
Definitely real women’s body…..maybe not American women. When’s the last time you went to the gym? When’s the last time your didn’t eat something fatty. Women look like this when they’re healthy. Get off the couch.
They’re definitely under 18.5 BMI, which is considered unhealthy by W.H.O. You’re an idiot.
I’m pretty sure the BMI is, at best, a recommendation. You can be healthy and linger on the edges of their recommendations. Anyway, I’m 5’10, 130 lbs., and have a body similar to the girl on the right. That puts my BMI at 18.7 — within the limits. Quit judging.
Definitely not under 18.5 BMI. They’re 20 at LEAST. Healthy as healthy gets. I work in healthcare. I can tell you right now that most people would benefit from losing weight since most of our population is OVERWEIGHT.
I have breast implants it’s my body I can do whatever I want with it . People have the right to look however they want ! Lol you’re just jealous you probably couldn’t afford a Boob job even if you wanted one …
Sofia, what the fuck kind of comment was that shit? “You’re just jealous you probably couldn’t afford a Boob job even if you wanted one …” Newsflash, retard: You don’t need money for a breast augmentation. It’s called a loan. You should have spent the money (or credit) you used for your tits to get a better education. Your spelling and grammar suck. DUMB BITCH!
wtf are you talking about, her spelling and grammar are perfect lol…you’re a f*cking grade A RETARD
You’re so defensive are you really that insecure and ugly. I can just picture you as a dy** with a flat chest, “News flash “. Who says that how old are you 12? If I could reach through the monitor I would pat you on the head. I suggest you email Nik Richie a photo of yourself and he will be able to suggest a surgeon and get you the HELP you need.
And I agree with Andrew the girls boobs look great not a refund gap in sight.
sofia must be a hoe
They look just right to me.
They aren’t even disgustingly thin, they just work out. What’s wrong with that? They look healthy (though skanky) to me.
The two on to the left have horse-face. And yea, skanky.
Is it weird I won’t want to marry a girl if I knew she did this. I think it speaks volumes about her and her values.
Not weird at all.. I agree
Big B, it’s not weird at all. Unlike most men you sound like you actually have morals, values, and brains! I hope you find a fantastic, classy woman who respects herself
You’ll never get married in CA then. You’re lucky if you marry a girl in CA who hasn’t been an escort. Body paint is TAME in California. Also, people are born naked. Therefore, all newborns are sluts. Who the F said we need clothes anyway?
Are you serious?! I am from CA, right in LA in fact, and I can tell you I have never done anything remotely sleazy. Yes, I have had crazy offers, but as someone with class, I say fuck no to them and move on.
Um Nik tells girls that they are fat when they look anorexic and to get plastic surgery done constantly. Cosmo does not do that.
Cosmo calls girls “skanks” based on their looks but then glorifies women who sleep with men to climb the ladder in the business world? I don’t get it.
No it IS skanky. It’s degrading, not classy at all. People like that don’t really have any value. Definitely not appropriate for the public or for children to see. That just not right.
Where are people’s morals?
cosmo is written by extreme feminist skanks and sluts and whores who give advice on how to be a complete slut……so I’m not sure what they’re complaining about….
Skanks for sure. Looks like somebody’s offended that they were dissed in cosmo.
wtf do you expect to be called when you look like this? classy? lol bitches please.
well i don’t exactly think classy when i see these girls… lol. those are the girls that are good for a one time thing (with paper bag) but not wifey material
I know getting plastic tittie balls make some temporarily happy but like someone said, the money spent on a boob job would be better spent on getting an education or at least some therapy. That will do much more for them in the long run considering most women are considered on their way to “washed up” by age 25 (if they’re in the club or “modelling” scene that is) Besides natural boobs are better than fake ones that look and feel rock hard.
You are a fuckin moron . I prefer a hot chick with some nice as round tits then some fat saggy tit chic .
i’d rather grab some flesh over plastic any day of the week
Have you ever felt a augmented breast?? My guess is no! The implant is placed behind breast fat and muscle they feel very natural especially with a cohesive gummy silicone hershey shaped implant…. Do some titty feel research no plastic there.
no cosmo always had this section.
Middle girl looks weathered and old. Tranny face
Middle girl has the best boobs and face! You must not like her personally lol. This whole site is full of trolls who get their kicks from anonymously commenting people. Sad!
Best boobs and best face belong to the girl on the right. By far. Girl in the middle looks orange, old, boyish shape and the black roots are just so trashy looking.
agreed
Lmfao i hate cosmo they pretty much send the message across to women that if they arent carrie bradshaw they arent worthy….also they assume that every single flippin person who reads them works in an office and not to mention every single friggin issue is the same as the last…same sex tips, same stupid stories….if i see one more story on campus rape in that scam they call a magazine i will pipe bomb their g*ddamn f*cking stilletos off their snooty office feet!
since when are the girls at the playboy mansion parties NOT skanky? Am I missing something?
They are skanks.
Haha I seriously wonder if Shayne posts half the stupid shit on this site. But if it is Nik, I decided your a moron yet again. You say sloot which obviously is about the same thing as skank, idiot. Your wife is a skank btw nik.
Hahahhahaha I see cheatervile Nik prolly posted this himself, your a fag nik.
Lol, these bitches are nasty. As a man I can guarantee they are all unmarried. No guy would wife a chick like this.
Marriage is a contract anyway. Kim Kardashian & other people make a mockery of it. These girls are SMART & happy if they’re not married at their young ages. Statistics show that marriages that culminate later in life last longer anyway! Homosexuals can’t get married, people who are born naked can’t be naked after their early years. Why? According to the U.S., all of this is wrong. It’s wrong to live naked, as we were ALL born. What’s NOT wrong? Aspartame in diet foods, radiation from microwaves, vaccinations whose ingredients include monstrosities including, but not limited to: monkey lung cells, ingredients found in anti-freeze, aspartame, cells from aborted embryos, etc. The FDA is in bed with Monsanto, Obama & Jay Z text each other, but let’s focus our PRICELESS time on these girls, who probably made $50 or more to be comfortable in their own bodies. I’m comfortable in my own body for FREE & I pity the malevolent comments on this string which are not.
Lolololol! Who wrote this??? Are you a retard? Why are you talking about so much irrelevant shit, “omniscientLK”? Omg, this is probably the dumbest response I have read on this site! Hilarious.
oh and the fact that you sit there and call yourself “Omniscient” proves how full of yourself you really are. what a sad self centered bitch
I doubt you even live in Southern California, OP… that, or you party with ratchets.
lemme guess, she sat on your fist??? lmao
Damn sounds like these girls have some legit stalkers
i’m guessing lindsey rejected you or you’re jealous. only way to explain all the hating going on.