Could This Be TV Gold
TURBO: Nik, hey love I just got done talking with Kelli, I’m about to move to Dallas and me and Kelli are getting a place together and wanted to run an idea across you about getting some cameras in there and doing a reality show for TheDirty and maybe another DC in there… let us know what you think. I asked Kelli to call you but she said she hasnt talked to you in a min.
Every network has approached me with the same pitch, but none of you retards can pass the psych test. FYI- if you guys end up killing each other or start making out, please record it.- nik
I love girls who express themselves.
Last I heard Kelli is in rehab. She told her family she wanted to become sucessful and independent and signed herself in a place in Florida! Good luck Kell and we know you can do it!
Come on Nik, you know damn well there isn’t a network out there that would touch you with a 10 ft pole! Much less entertain the notion of giving these dirty slut bags any attention
LOL as if! Just another dumb broad posting wannabe pornstar pics in order to feel better about herself. random observation: if you are there with her and she still prefers the toy, you are lacking something good downstairs
Congrats to Kelli and sobriety! Luckly I was one of the few to see you looking hot as ever! See you soon and good smoke breaks to come. Dylin
GOOD GOD!
1st Pic: The real talent is if she could actually queef enough air to actually make a sound on that kazoo she’s holding. However, you’re competing against all of Phuket, Thailand where all the sex workers are ‘professionals’ at such talents. So don’t tease.
2nd Pic: That horse just killed a zebra!
Re: 1st picture–Oh, so THAT’S what she’s doing. Or trying to do.
I caught Durfy fever along time ago and it still wont go away…….Anyone know if shes single for once?
There is no creature on Earth dumber or lazier thank the American female.
Get a job, you lazy, filthy pig.
Have you met most young black men?
Truth followed by truth right there.
most.. all black men, woman and children are lazy. Just look at the Obama family.
STFU! Obama has accomplished more in life than your ignorant ass. There are far from lazy. Racisy peice of sh*t! I’m sure you’re nothing but TRASH like Kelli and this other dumb ho! Get a life.
Some Obama accomplishments. Wrecked the economy, ruined our future by giving away our tax money to welfare bums, supporting the homos to ruin marriage, ruined health care with his socialism.
Yeah, great accomplishments. I hope his last and best accomplishment is to make himself a one term disaster.
hey Johnny – you clearly dont follow the news too closely or have a terrible memory. the US economy was ruined by Bush. the collapse happened before Obama was in office. try to keep up
The only thing Obama stays busy at is running up debt in the country ! But thats what most black men are good at : )
1. Ordered all federal agencies to undertake a study and make recommendations for ways to cut spending
2. Ordered a review of all federal operations to identify and cut wasteful spending and practices
3. Instituted enforcement for equal pay for women
4. Beginning the withdrawal of US troops from Iraq
5. Families of fallen soldiers have expenses covered to be on hand when the body arrives at Dover AFB
6 Ended media blackout on war casualties; reporting full information
7. Ended media blackout on covering the return of fallen soldiers to Dover AFB; the media is now permitted to do so pending adherence to respectful rules and approval of fallen soldier’s family
8. The White House and federal government are respecting the Freedom of Information Act
9. Instructed all federal agencies to promote openness and transparency as much as possible
10. Limits on lobbyist’s access to the White House
11. Limits on White House aides working for lobbyists after their tenure in the administration
12. Ended the previous stop-loss policy that kept soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan longer than their enlistment date
13. Phasing out the expensive F-22 war plane and other outdated weapons systems, which weren’t even used or needed in Iraq/Afghanistan
14. Removed restrictions on embryonic stem-cell research
15. Federal support for stem-cell and new biomedical research
16. New federal funding for science and research labs
17. States are permitted to enact federal fuel efficiency standards above federal standards
18. Increased infrastructure spending (roads, bridges, power plants) after years of neglect
19. Funds for high-speed, broadband Internet access to K-12 schools
20. New funds for school construction
21 The prison at Guantanamo Bay is being phased out
22. US Auto industry rescue plan
23. Housing rescue plan
24. $789 billion economic stimulus plan
25. The public can meet with federal housing insurers to refinance (the new plan can be completed in one day) a mortgage if they are having trouble paying
26. US financial and banking rescue plan
27. The secret detention facilities in Eastern Europe and elsewhere are being closed
28. Ended the previous policy; the US now has a no torture policy and is in compliance with theGeneva Convention standards
29. Better body armor is now being provided to our troops
30. The missile defense program is being cut by $1.4 billion in 2010
31. Restarted the nuclear nonproliferation talks and building back up the nuclear inspection infrastructure/protocols
32. Reengaged in the treaties/agreements to protect the Antarctic
33. Reengaged in the agreements/talks on global warming and greenhouse gas emissions
34. Visited more countries and met with more world leaders than any president in his first six months in office
35. Successful release of US captain held bySomali pirates; authorized the SEALS to do their job
36. US Navy increasing patrols off Somali coast
37. Attractive tax write-offs for those who buy hybrid automobiles
38. Cash for clunkers program offers vouchers to trade in fuel inefficient, polluting old cars for new cars; stimulated auto sales
39. Announced plans to purchase fuel efficient American-made fleet for the federal government
40. Expanded the SCHIP program to cover health care for 4 million more children
41. Signed national service legislation; expandednational youth service program
42. Instituted a new policy on Cuba, allowing Cuban families to return home to visit loved ones
43. Ended the previous policy of not regulating and labeling carbon dioxide emissions
44. Expanding vaccination programs
45. Immediate and efficient response to the floods in North Dakota and other natural disasters
46. Closed offshore tax safe havens
47. Negotiated deal with Swiss banks to permit US government to gain access to records of tax evaders and criminals
48. Ended the previous policy of offering tax benefits to corporations who outsource American jobs; the new policy is to promote in-sourcing to bring jobs back
49.. Ended the previous practice of protecting credit card companies; in place of it are new consumer protections from credit card industry’s predatory practices
50. Energy producing plants must begin preparing to produce 15% of their energy from renewable sources
51. Lower drug costs for seniors
52. Ended the previous practice of forbidding Medicare from negotiating with drug manufacturers for cheaper drugs; the federal government is now realizing hundreds of millions in savings
53. Increasing pay and benefits for military personnel
54. Improved housing for military personnel
55. Initiating a new policy to promote federal hiring of military spouses
56. Improved conditions at Walter Reed Military Hospital and other military hospitals
57 Increasing student loans
58. Increasing opportunities in AmeriCorps program
59. Sent envoys to Middle East and other parts of the world that had been neglected for years; reengaging in multilateral and bilateral talks and diplomacy
60. Established a new cyber security office
61. Beginning the process of reforming and restructuring the military 20 years after the Cold War to a more modern fighting force; this includes new procurement policies, increasing size of military, new technology and cyber units and operations, etc.
62. Ended previous policy of awarding no-bid defense contracts
63. Ordered a review of hurricane and natural disaster preparedness
64. Established a National Performance Officer charged with saving the federal government money and making federal operations more efficient
65. Students struggling to make college loan payments can have their loans refinanced
66. Improving benefits for veterans
67. Many more press conferences and town halls and much more media access than previous administration
68. Instituted a new focus on mortgage fraud
69. The FDA is now regulating tobacco
70. Ended previous policy of cutting the FDA and circumventing FDA rules
71. Ended previous practice of having White House aides rewrite scientific and environmental rules, regulations, and reports
72. Authorized discussions with North Korea and private mission by Pres. Bill Clinton to secure the release of two Americans held in prisons
73. Authorized discussions with Myanmar and mission by Sen. Jim Web to secure the release of an American held captive
74. Making more loans available to small businesses
75. Established independent commission to make recommendations on slowing the costs of Medicare
76. Appointment of first Latina to the Supreme Court
77. Authorized construction/opening of additional health centers to care for veterans
78. Limited salaries of senior White House aides; cut to $100,000
79. Renewed loan guarantees for Israel
80. Changed the failing/status quo military command in Afghanistan
81. Deployed additional troops to Afghanistan
82. New Afghan War policy that limits aerial bombing and prioritizes aid, development of infrastructure, diplomacy, and good government practices by Afghans
83. Announced the long-term development of a national energy grid with renewable sources and cleaner, efficient energy production
84. Returned money authorized for refurbishment of White House offices and private living quarters
85. Paid for redecoration of White House living quarters out of his own pocket
86. Held first Seder in White House
87. Attempting to reform the nation’s healthcare system which is the most expensive in the world yet leaves almost 50 million without health insurance and millions more under insured
88. Has put the ball in play for comprehensive immigration reform
89. Has announced his intention to push for energy reform
90. Has announced his intention to push for education reform
Oh, and he built a swing set for the girls outside the Oval Office.
Did I mention he passed health care reform ?
Hell yeah dude, you’ve done your homework. F*ck these trashy ass bitches. I’m so tired of people putting the blame on Obama. When there is evidence that he has not f*cked up this economy. It took almost a decade to screw EVERY US citizens in this country and people think it’s all suppose to be fixed over night. Obama has accomplished more than Bush has EVER did and I don’t care what ANY bigots think but, Obama gets credit for finding and killing Osama. People look at color and if the man was white it would be a different story. The man isn’t even fully black. His mother is white and his white grandparents raised him. He has white cousins in Ireland. I mean the man is just brilliant along with his family. I despise people that think otherwise because all they see is COLOR. Get lives people. Seriously.
Sounds all GOOD. He’s also CUTTING CIVIL SERVICE, which is one of the largest employers for MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES WHO DO PAY THEIR TAXES…I used to be a democrat…now I am SO OVER IT. Start working hard and see others around you not working hard at all and playing the system. GOOD research though. You didn’t mention the things that matter.
Kelli much props for turning down the proprosal.
I’m sure there will be a condom dispenser and/or hand sanitizer station at the front door.
Nudes or gtfo!
Nobody wants to watch some ugly bitch scratch her asshole
there’s already a show for that – its called internet porn
Hahahaha “none of you retards can pass the psych test”, love it!
She still got her nips pierced? We need to see current pics since she’s lost the weight!
There is a psych test? I guess you’re exempt Nik because we know you’d fail.
Top pic. is of the Desperate Leper advertising her “I have anal, insert here” business. Second pic is not “The Leper” and surely not the supposedly chick who wrote this to nik.
It is probably “The Leper” who made this post. Probably floating an idea to nik about some inside her apartment porn scheme. “Leper” you need to go to rehab and “Get a JOB” that doesn’t involve inserting things in your bunghole.
in that first picture is she itching her asshole?
I hear Kell has gone to rehab? Intel?
Much respect to the strongest Woman I know and most beautiful inside and out.