Crazy Cottage Grove Girl
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Cheyenne Gardner is the cockiest girl I have ever met. Boys meet her and run the other way.. she literally acts like a man. She looks decent on facebook and instagram, but in reality is ugly and fat. She actually photoshops her butt and her lips to look bigger in all her pictures, then hash tags them “#sexy #hot #boobs #curves #body #women #nofilter”. Can you say desperate? Anybody can take a picture and push their boobs to their chin or photoshop their pictures to increase their ass five times, but this girl isn’t fooling anybody. People refer to her as “oh, that chick who looks hot on facebook and then like a burley overweight man in person.” She also likes to publicize the fact that she still holds her V-card, but that is nothing to be proud of if you post pics like that, hunny. I would support this if she was saving herself for her husband (or wife, who really knows at this point?) but there is no saving yourself for anyone if there are half naked pictures of your body all over the web. Not to mention, uploading photo after photo of the classic duck lips pose (photoshopped enhanced lips and zits edited out, of course). This girl needs to be put in her place. And that place would be extreme duck people fit club. Somebody take that girls big mac from her. You ain’t fit girl.
I’m not a fan of Snail ass lips.- nik
Who cares? OP seems more concerned about every aspect of what this girl does. Why so stalker?
Lolololol…ok who ever post this…bitch your insecuritys are freaking us out. You stalked her shit and coped her pics to put on here. Don’t be mad cuz every pic she takes is cute and no guy wants your acne back I don’t even know who this is but im sure your one of those dumb girls who has self image probs and whores around and your jelous cuz Cheyenne is still a virgin and guys respect that an dont want your floppy elephant vagina. You just took the time out of your day to put her on the Internet well thanks you just have us a good 24 hours of jokes lol the dirty is nothing but a place for girls to talk shit about girls they are jelouse of. Go tell a guy you put her on here see how cool they thnk you are lol your just a confused admirer who doesn’t understand why so many people love Cheyenne. I have nothing else to say but lol xoxo – Jenna Brunson
Sounds like someones jelouse…
Well, you just misspelled “jealous” the same way in two posts, so I guess it’s the same bitch posting.
uhmmm yeah does it matter? what about the DUMB BITCH that posted this in the first place. But hey, good point!
I thought the bitch was actually Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. Disgusting!
Man are you right! I am working out and trying to lose weight because you are right, 130 pounds so disgustingly fat. And I bought proactive but your right photoshop is the only thing that will hide my acne. Thanks for showing people who I really am. I mean come on you know me better than I know myself obviously. haha idiots.
Duckface + instagram = she douche
Poster prolly used Photoshop themselves on the pics. Looks like a fine girl to piss on, bet she likes it
I can’t believe this website exists. Nic I bet you have slept with 2 girls in your life. I was introduced to this website today and all I could think is who would waste their day posting someone on here to listen to someone’s advise who actually wastes their day posting crap about people “he” doesn’t even know. Maybe one day we will all decide to grow up and have a life of our own. “Nic” with out a k, your no zack zuckerburg and will never get rich off this website. Think of something else.
Who is Zack Zuckerburg?? Lol. Wow.
Nic with out a k is actually nik with out a c. Comment still applies lol
She looks like Steven Tyler.
When I saw her face and those nasty lips my winkie shrunk up like a dried our inch worm.
Hey thanks ! Steven Tyler is actually super accomplished. I’ll take it !!
But he’s woefully unattractive, dumb bitch.
You’re a cunt, stop trashing on her…she’s gorgeous and you’re sadly jealous..get a life, and atleast have the balls to say it to her face…fucking pussies.
Steven Tyler ? Ok. Because that makes sense.
Honestly, I used to thin this girl was cool. But everytime I see her see is always talking about herself, looking for compliments. I saw her in a shirt that opened up in the middle that completely showed everything (out in public!!) Try respecting your body. And don’t go bragging about being a virgin with you show your naked body on the Internet almost everyday. You say these people don’t know you but hey, we’re just talking about what we SEE from you. If that’s not you then don’t post shit like that and people won’t talk shit, IDIOT! You’re nothin but a hoe, face the facts sweetie. Don’t fight it.
I know this girl and all she does it talk about herself and fish for compliments. Bitch you’re nothing special! And all the people I talk to about her have something negative to say, no positives. Your a virgin? Oh I can tell by all the cute slutty pictures you post
NOT! You’re a nasty hoe that likes attention so you post your body all over the Internet. Mmm I bet guys really like that. How do you feel knowing that all these guys know what your boobs, and naked body look like? Does that make you feel good about yourself? Hahahah you make me laugh. Don’t try to back yourself up cause there’s nothing to back up.. I’ve seen this with my eyes!!! It’s actually quite sad that you have to show your body to feel good about yourself 
its okay girl, you aren’t foolin anyone!
Are you guys stupid ? This bitch put herself on here so youll give her some more attention. These pics were “supposed” to look like they were taken off instagram but instagram pics are cropped and these ones arent lololol Desperateeeeee
If she wrote it, she should listen to herself more often.
Pathetic.
GODDAMN she ugly! Steven Tyler/whosville from the Grinch. She has a warped image of herself. LOL 130lbs. or not your body is gross. UGLY proportions. Photoshop won’t change what we all see in person. Nasty as f*ck
allllrriigghhhttttt…..fat girl….come on out and show ya face…..juss cuz yo pussay stank and u doin dat stanky legg dunn mean you gotta be a mean girl an post stalka shiyt like dis,,,,DAMMMMmmmm
niggin In ThAH GROvE
CheYs a DiMe piece you know She got that From herr mamma;-) Ayeeeee GuRllllllll
anyone making that face would appear ugly. this girl is actually very pretty in real life. people on here need to get a life.
Virgin? ok…. maybe. But why post yourself basically naked everywhere. I dont know this girl personally, but i have DEFINITELY seen her trashy photos…. thats sayin somethin. Girl, have some respect for yourself. You might be a virgin, but youre coming off as a SKKAAANNNKKKK. And you are YOUNG! omg. Yikes.
Whoever posts on this has no life! This sight, it holds so much factual validity right? Hahahaha not at all. You can write the sky is green and the grass is blue on this sight and it doesn’t mean it’s true! Who cares if she likes to take duck lip pictures or be stark ass naked on instagram, that is her prerogative and her choice. Why is it your place to judge how she loves her life. If you don’t like it don’t f*cking look, shut your eyes! If you are so secure whoever threw her up here obviously you wish you were getting the attention and are insecure so you feel the need to put another person down to feel good about yourself. Grow up, life is to short to hate on anyone. People f*ck up, they choose to live there life in a manner that maybe you may not agree about, that is the beauty of free will.
Lmaooo, congratulations on makin the dirty cheyenne! Lol always thought you’d make American Idol before thedirty, your mother must be proud of your not-so-virgin-afterall-self.
Making this website is worse than being on the cover of the exposed paper.
And it must suck to be able to find your self on the internet when you search “crazy cottage grove chick”.
Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open. And maybe learn to respect yourself and people might do the same
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so this site is stupid and honestly everything anyone even myself is pretty pathetic to have even looked let alone post. I’m not on any sides but I know this girl and her and I may have not always seen eye to eye but she is a good girl and may not be the hottest but why the hell dose anyone care. thats not wat life is about its about living. Cheyenne girl you arnt fat cause if you are saying that then so am I. lol. Sorry someone is this pathetic that they had to get on this site altogether.
ok so i have known this girl for a while and yes she may be out spoken but that is because she used to know what she wants yes i have thought that she is cocky but that is because she knows that she can sing and dance, she has alot to be proud of. im not saying i like her im just saying that if people are really going to be like this then everyone needs to take a look at themselves and see what people are saying about them and not gossip about others i haven’t lived in grove for almost a year but i do know that finding a virgin in that town is hard to do because what else is there to do for kids there but do drugs and party. if she is a virgin then good for her i myself lost mine young and now im on my second kid. as for photoshoping alot of people do it how many of you have asked your parents to pay that little bit extra money to have your skin tone evened out for school pics? does that make you ugly no it means that if you have a photo that your showing to everyone you want to look nice because photos last forever as for her weight she is a short person so where one thirty looks normal on a five foot four maybe five person looks nice someone shorter it might make them look fat oh well its genetics get over it.
I know Cheyenne personally, and do like her, but it’s more than obvious that she put herself on this site. Notice how her profile says “I’m surprised I’m not on the dirty and if and when I do make it on there it’ll be a party.” She’s not fat or ugly, but the amount of attention she seems to crave is disgusting and frustrating. I couldn’t care less about whether or not she photoshops her pictures, but constantly posting picture of yourself in your bathing suit and sports bra makes you look desperate, so why would you expect any less than the critical comments you are getting? You don’t need to improve anything about yourself except for your amount of self-respect, because being a virgin really doesn’t mean anything in regards to that and making sure everyone knows that you are just makes them think you’re lying.
Wow this site is absolutely pathetic I mean c’mon people you come on here take the time to sit down and type out an essay about someone I bet you’ve only spoken to for a moment or heard yelling at a party and your little stuck up ass said boo that bitch is annoying I would just like to say although I barely know her she gave me a good impression I met her at a midnight premier thinking oh I have to watch another twilight movie but she was there made it fun we had alot of laughs and she pretty much made my night she is happy to be alive and energized about it all haven’t spoken to her in quite sometime but this is f*cked up to see if your so worried about some scandalous pictures report them don’t be such a big c*nt and that’s all I have to say about that.
Wow this site is absolutely pathetic I mean c’mon people you come on here take the time to sit down and type out an essay about someone I bet you’ve only spoken to for a moment or heard yelling at a party and your little stuck up ass said boo that bitch is annoying I would just like to say although I barely know her she gave me a good impression I met her at a midnight premier thinking oh I have to watch another twilight movie but she was there made it fun we had alot of laughs and she pretty much made my night she is happy to be alive and energized about it all haven’t spoken to her in quite sometime but this is f*cked up to see if your so worried about some scandalous pictures report them don’t be such a big c*nt and that’s all I have to say about that.
I’ve known Cheyenne Gardner for about eight years and I very well know her. Its obvious Cheyenne put herself on here because all she does is talk about herself and she enjoys exploiting herself for more attention. Cheyenne since the time I’ve know her has always put herself before others. She has no class and thinks she’s above everyone. My biggest problem is that she tries to make everyone think she knows everyone. When young individuals passed away in our town, she would go around telling everyone she knew them so well and how that death particularly affected her. Whats worse is that she would have the audacity to give condolences to the families and say she was there for anything. Well shit, the only thing she was there for was attention. She has no respect for others or herself and she sluts herself to every opportunity she has. I have no respect for narcissistic people like herself. One day she’ll realize she actually has no really friends. Just the fake ones. Drinking buddies aren’t real friends sunshine. Get that shit in your head.
Oh and good luck in San Diego hoe bag.
i love you gurrrlly your way better then any of those girls you have any problems let me know i will be some bitchs up lol
I bet you would. You must be fat
What the fuck, she is NOT dirty. If she can say she still has her V-Card how does that make her “dirty,” I would love to still have the claim! I only know her cause we’ve argued over a guy once but I know she isn’t a bad person. Who every posted this is stupid because you really don’t know what Dirty is, or you might but be blinded by the fact you’re dirty yourself. Jealous much?
Dude I know this girl to and she doesn’t have her v card she lost it to my best friend lol and she isn’t that bad…but after being made fun of for so long because she had her head shaved years ago and looked like a dude…she just became a bitch wouldn’t blame her though..lol ide tag it…if she got rid of her bitchy additude lmfao
Dude I know this girl to and she doesn’t have her v card she lost it to my best friend lol and she isn’t that bad…but after being made fun of for so long because she had her head shaved years ago and looked like a dude…she just became a bitch wouldn’t blame her though..lol ide tag it…if she got rid of her bitchy additude lmfao
I’d put 8 inches in her