THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordyn Oakland aka the biggest wh*re to ever come out of newport high school. She thinks she’s the absolute hottest sh*t and has an ego 10 times the size of her tiny t*ts. She cakes so much make up on but then claims when people ask her and that she “barely wears anyways” LOL sure b*tch. She works at a tanning salon and has slept with most of her homosexual coworkers.

I’m headed to Seattle in June… everyone be ready to party! Jordyn you are not invited to my party… not hot enough.- nik