THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Wayne Stanton, a City of Winnipeg worker, who waters trees in Assiniboine Park all summer long. And by watering trees I mean with a hose, not urinating on them. That is what he gets paid to do. Gawk at women all day long as they get sun. That’s really not so bad, but the real story behind Wayne is this. He is a low end wrestling promoter who gives free tickets to children who come to the shows without their parents. For years it has been rumored that he has an unhealthy fixation with these children and may have even had them over to his apartment complex to play in his hot tub. He is a total creep who has no life. He’s never been married. Either way, if I was a parent, my kids would never be allowed near this sleazeball.
Hanging out at the park is a great way to meet kids…pedo.- nik