THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “Lawyer” is Darren “The Weasel” Heitner. He created a fake twitter account of himself @NotASportsAgent so people think he actually matters, prob the same reason he’s in some no name magazine about how he’s an up and coming douche bag. He will not stop talking about his and his company’s (Dynasty Athlete Representation) so called “success”, but the bottom line is he doesn’t even have ONE big name client!
I checked his roster of clients and he doesn’t have any. Who paid for dinner?- nik