Fake Sports Agent
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “Lawyer” is Darren “The Weasel” Heitner. He created a fake twitter account of himself @NotASportsAgent so people think he actually matters, prob the same reason he’s in some no name magazine about how he’s an up and coming douche bag. He will not stop talking about his and his company’s (Dynasty Athlete Representation) so called “success”, but the bottom line is he doesn’t even have ONE big name client!
I checked his roster of clients and he doesn’t have any. Who paid for dinner?- nik
if I saw that dude, I would immediately think…whatever he is doing, is fake.
Nice scarf and glasses you queer. What pro athlete would sign with this homo????
I do business with Darren & would have to classify this post as pure hate. Darren is legit. This post must have come from the 31st under 30 who didn’t have the social klout to make the top 30.
I am the real NotASportsAgent. How dare you think Darren could come up with my outstanding material. Also, he doesn’t have one client because he is no longer a sports agent, hence the name of the fake account. Do a little background reading before you toast this idiotic shit nik.
Fake like this Self-Post
If he doesn’t matter, why are you talking about him? Obviously you must be somewhat jealous.
On his website a couple of years ago, he had a bunch of professional bowlers listed as clients of his. He literally had the most bogus clients in all of sports. My buddy David Herman was an intern there, and was going to be on full time, but this guy was too big of an idiot. Dynasty is a scam, and a shitty one at that.
i thought this article was hilarious at first….but is it fake?
All of this is self-created by this little half man/midget!
He is the ultimate Napoleon complex! Total douche that gets 0 respect
Is he a lawyer or an agent? You guys need to get your shit straight. He seems legit.
Wow. Leave this kid alone. I know him and he is a good dude. Even if he has lower level athletes, so what. He is a young guy trying to build a business. If he was friends with the next number 1 draft pick for the NBA and represented him and got a couple million dollars, would you be bashing him because he didn’t have to work to build his business?
those glasses scream ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!!!
I’m not sure who that was that mentioned my name. I did work as an intern for Dynasty but was never expected to be put on full-time. I was a sophomore in college. I was just hoping to continue working with them in some regard after my internship was over. Darren was nothing but respectful and understanding as a boss, and I do not understand any of this bashing he has withstood here.
Shut up u f*ckin intern loser
Max on a players contract is 3% which is shit for all the recruiting and handholding you have to do. Focus on law and stop trying to live the dream. I did it for a few years and its fun but Darren would make more as a good lawyer than an agent with sub-par clients. Real talk!!
Darren Heitner aka the biggest weasel that scams/ tricks clients about his “success”. Most success he ever had was taking care of a parking ticket!… f*ckin LOSER!!!!!!!
Yeah, what’s the problem with this guy? I don’t get it. He’ a young dude, workin’ hard to build his business. That requires, promoting himself, smoooooozing, etc. What’s the problem with this guy? I wish him the best.