THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is what you get in San Antonio! Stay Away! This Sloot Maria can be found at any of San Antonio’s Tejano clubs chasing Gregs. She’s the one on the far right. Her boyfriend is cool but she cheats on him all the time with anything that will hit her nasty-*ss. One night at Cool Arrows club I got drunk & stupid and made the mistake of hitting this sh*t, man!! It smelled like a rotting animal on the Rio Grande River. This Sloot loves back-door action and since I didn’t want to look at her I tried it. I still can’t get that terrible smell out of mind. I ended up giving my wife something neither of us wants. But that’s what I get for being stupid and wanting a quick release. This is a Warning to all! This Sloot is tapping several dudes around town and will leave you more than memories. SA you have been warned! Her friends are no better and love the quick action always f*cking-up on there Dudes. If you are going to hit this Nastiness make sure you have a trash bag and a double fitted Trojan. This is San Antonio’s Mega Tejanoparty Sloot!
You can find her at the gas station, among many other flavors of jerky.- nik