THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gustavo and I started dating on April 18th of 2010. We officially broke up on April 14th, 2012 because of distance. It was a mutual breakup. I found out via text and phone history that he had been cheating on me at the end. So I did something about it. I decided to take Gustavo to the movies and have his lover, Robin, meet us out, since he had been telling her that we hadn’t dated in 5 months. Apparently, I was living a lie because I could have sworn that he and I spent my moms birthday together (April 5th). Loser! So, Robin met us out… I had been talking to Robin for three weeks and we came up with this plan to get him to fess up to his bs. He bailed. In the mix of all of that…ME: We don’t care. What is up? You are an amazing soul who loves women, we get it. You didn’t have to leave. Gus: I don’t ever want to talk to you again. When I get back, get all your things and leave my life. ME: Honey, no one is mad, you are a man. We’re just proving that you got caught up. Gus: I will get your things to you. You’re not welcome at my house. Leave me alone. Don’t contact me anymore. Robin either. I’m moving on, you do the same. I’m a loser who got caught up in my own bs, just move on. I don’t know how to tell the truth at all because I am a coward and a cheater. I will always be that way so please move because I will only break your heart and the heart of every girl I encounter. I am bad news for women and will always be. Please, I’m not sorry for what I did to my girlfriend because I am an *sshoole. I am sorry though. Sorry I didn’t invest in condoms when you told me to because I’m sure my penis will itch in the future because of the sk*nks that I am banging. ME: You can’t move on, you have too much time invested. You do have a heart, just be a man! No one needs to get hurt. We thought you would react differently. I never lied to you, I’m not the bad guy here. You are a heartless piece of sh*t and will get burned in the end. You are a coward who can’t face his damage. Gus: You don’t have me, move on. Why want to talk to someone you call a coward? The whole idea to this was so I could move on. My family says to move on. ME: I’m not f*cking your family! I don’t care what they think. They don’t know what you have done. You’re a liar and can’t face reality. You lie but why? You hurt everyone around you with your lies. Gus: At least I waited til we broke up. I do have some respect for you. Look I was at the bar last night talking to women and didn’t look back. Do the same. ME: I love you no matter what. And I have moved on, trust that. Gus: it’s your decision to love an *sshole. Keep it to yourself. She’s number 3 if you really want to know. Want to be real then there it is. I got 5 and 6 if you like. Not trying to hurt you but to show you it’s done. AND ON THAT NOTE! Effin loser!! Her got caught up and thinks that men like him get away with sh*t. Na eh!

This is a good warning to all guys.  Women always talk.  If you’re gunna cheat do it out of country or with an escort…just saying.- nik