THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Happy Birthday to Kayla Johnson. Miss Piggy is turning 21. Even though she looks way older. Her weight is def making her look older. Her plans for her birthday are to go to this hick country bar and rack up more calories by getting wasted. Hopefully her goal is to lose a good 100+ lbs before she turns 22. I wonder how many guys are letting her give them a bj for her birthday!
Doesn’t look like she’s too happy, or does the fat in-able her to smile.- nik