Heir To Anheuser-Busch Fortune
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Adolphus Busch: as the heir to the Anheuser-Busch fortune, he thinks he is entitled to anything and everything. Want a beer? This kid will take it for free from behind the bar-and get yelled at for it. He believes he can get any girl he wants, but the female population just sees him as a short, stocky annoyance with a weird name. So naturally he gets all of his hookups by getting girls wasted off of his cheap family beer. Search him on Twitter, people aren’t afraid to use first and last names when sh*t-talking this kid. Favorite line so far, “I’d rather pay $18 for my 30-rack than hang out with you.” This frat douche from CSU needs to be put on blast for being generally unpleasant company.
I wonder if he gets free beer?- nik









Looks like he s Huge to me!!!
I’d be willing to drink straight from that tap!!!
Anheuser-Busch was sold to InBev in 2008… this guy just screams “douche”
True, his ownership was diluted significantly when the company got sold. Neither Gussie nor Eberhard Anheuser’s family will get a windfall from this. All of the corporate profits now fly to Belgium.
Stan Musial is probably disgusted with this guy, as is Roger Maris.
maybe a magic wireless signal tallies his exact expenses on Budweiser products at the bar, and reimburses him somehow with like magic
wht is his twitter ? this should kill a good ten minutes
Good body.
With a retard face
he looks hot and hung and has a trust fund. ahhh alliteration
Hot, hung and has is pushing there…..not alliteration.
True; it’s called “consonance.” Props to the idiot.
Free beer? Nik, did you even read the submission??
is this the busch that has had 2 girls OD and die or the one that got busted underage drinking (ironic, no?)
I still dont understand why they sold the company seems dumb to me
Haha these fuckers named their son Adolph.
Why does it look like he is wearing an adult diaper? Wtf
Why does it look like he is wearing an adult diaper? Wtf
I’ve met this kid out at the bar while visiting a friend in fort Collins. While its true hr does think he can get any girl he wants, he also backed off a bit after he realized he wasn’t getting anywhere with me. After that he was actually a really funny guy. Very hammered but bad a personality. Although he is short, he has a good body and good looking face.
Who cares he’s new money.
This kid is known to brag about how many girls he’s smashed. Poor girlfriend of his, little does she know he cheats on her all the time. This kid seems like he’s got all around class. Way to go Anhueser-Busch, this “little” one is really holding up the family name.