THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this B****, Jamie Gage, used to be one my closest friends until she started being the biggest wh*re in the western burbs. She used to sleep with guys and then wonder why they never called her back or “disappeared” after they hooked up. She spends about an hour a day putting on makeup (once it comes off, you better watch out!) and taking a million pictures in angles to make her look skinny. She then posts them on Facebook. She is about 5″7 and weighs well over 200 lbs. I was going to be in her wedding but when I couldn’t afford the dress on the date she wanted, I was out. Mommy and Daddy buy her everything and her fiance everything. He stays because he knows they pay for everything. This girl never had a real job until I got her one when she was 22! She always has an excuse for why she can’t exercise or afford things. She tells me she has to save for her wedding and then turns around taking trips to New York and Florida. Not to mention she is an infamous Chicago Oompa Loompa with tanning. Nik, this girl needs a reality check! Please put her on blast!
Her friends are mean taking full body shots like that.- nik